the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

Twisted Fate | League of Legends | OTA

[thecardmaster]

[Newfangled phone things. Why can't he just use his magic?]

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

((Open to everything, although option 1 may get delayed replies))

Ray | Silver Wolf (Modern AU) | OTA

[centeroftheweb]

[He's going to seriously wonder how you got this number...]

2, sorta.

[thecardmaster]

Don't forget, we've got a match at 5.

[Because this is totally Ahri's phone. Right...?]

[womanwhobeatyou]

Do we? And here I thought my 5 PM was the Cambodian diplomat.

1

[unreadability]

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

The rosettes will leave folds in my dress.

[thecardmaster]

You're having sex with diplomats now? I thought you stayed off the politicians.

Re: 1

[centeroftheweb]

[Well. That's not something he expected to see on this phone. At all]

While I never object to beautiful women wearing very little, I feel it best to inform you you seem to have the wrong number.

7!

[thecardmaster]

Heimerdinger, this stupid thing's broken again.

[centeroftheweb]

While I can not speak to the state of whatever device you're talking about, I can tell you you seem to have misdialed.

[thecardmaster]

[...Oh god dammit.]

I'm never gonna get this thing to work.

[BECAUSE YOU ARE THERE TO RANT AT. And this is clearly the phone's fault but if he breaks a third one, Heimerdinger is going to put a screw in his head.]

[unreadability]

I'll presume that you are male and extend my apologies, Monsieur.

[centeroftheweb]

Apology for the mistake in phone numbers accepted. Though I must say the intended recipient is a lucky man

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

[no smut or fluff options unless you want the awkward.]

Pepper Potts || MCU

[percentaged]

Erik Lehnsherr « X-Men: First Class » OTA

[e4e5nf3nc6nc3nf6]

[unreadability]

Flattery will hardly erase my attempt at erotica from your phone.

Helen Magnus ● Sanctuary ● OTA

[talldarkmilfy]

Sergeant Major Azure | Dragonball OC

[hornswoggling]

[He probably has three conversations going on at once.]

[centeroftheweb]

Technology issues are usually user errors, not the fault of the tech itself.

effy stonem ☇ skins ☇ ota

[allures]

[centeroftheweb]

Madame, no worries. I have no intention of distributing this picture

[Notice he said nothing about deleting it...]

[thecardmaster]

Hard to figure out how the tech itself works when it doesn't come with a manual in English.

Pepper Potts ● MCU ● OTA

[personalassistant]

dexter morgan ; dexter ; ota

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