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J. Doe ([personal profile] showstarter) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-08-13 04:17 pm

the wrong recipient meme

The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.





¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!


ferric: (Default)

tony stark (iron man) ❂ marvel cinema

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yolo ]
nuns4money: (bitch plz)

3 XD

[personal profile] nuns4money 2012-08-13 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not an fucking option. I'm coming over there, and your face better prepare for the wrecking it's gonna get.
ferric: (Default)

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
are you asking me for a blowjob right now
nuns4money: (bitch plz)

[personal profile] nuns4money 2012-08-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have a dick... who the fuck is this?
ferric: (Default)

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
you first deep throat
nuns4money: (...well fuck me)

wow, this tony is a troll. XD

[personal profile] nuns4money 2012-08-13 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I got the wrong number, didn't I?
ferric: (Default)

the meme calls for it what can i say

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
looks like it
you sound mad champ you should talk to dr tony about it
nuns4money: (...well fuck me)

[personal profile] nuns4money 2012-08-13 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't even kno u.

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asinine: (⇣ ( 039 ))

go to bed aida don't think i can't see you awake

[personal profile] asinine 2012-08-13 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
sorting this shit into 'bloodstained' and 'not bloodstained' would get you really fucking weird looks from the neighbors
ferric: (Default)

FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
periods happen
also: i don't have neighbors
asinine: (⇣ ( 082 ))

NO!!!!!! GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP don't make me come over there

[personal profile] asinine 2012-08-13 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
arterial sprays happen too

whoever's around wherever the fuck you do your laundry then
ferric: (Default)

that's more incentive to stay awake tho

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
is that a euphemism or
if it's 'or' i think you need a brochure or 12
battyman: © merriestchase (i have questions)

7

[personal profile] battyman 2012-08-13 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Remind me to talk to Fox about some additions to the Pod.
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[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Sorry.
What kind of additions?
battyman: © merriestchase (i guess then it's called a frown)

[personal profile] battyman 2012-08-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not Alfred.
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[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-13 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
you can't tease me with ambiguously capitalized words and leave me hanging anonymouse

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clowngirl: (♥ Waitaminute)

7, because Harley can't send her friends normal messages

[personal profile] clowngirl 2012-08-13 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
the ficus started it
therealgenius: (Slobbering love affair with sugar.)

6

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-14 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm having pussy linguini right now and it is amazing. Try to contain your jealousy.
ferric: (Default)

lmfao oh no

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-15 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

what
therealgenius: (Can you just...not hack everything?)

just kick me when you want me to fuck off with hammer here

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
PASTA

P A S T A

Who is this?
ferric: (Default)

take your spraytanned hands and GO, justin. :|

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-15 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
i know they don't serve pussy linguini at the four seasons hammer
therealgenius: Because that's what I'm hearing right now. "Fuck you, Justin!" (Did you get the "fuck you" memo?)

http://dear-mun.dreamwidth.org/3942138.html he'll be on dear-mun with the burd then

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-08-15 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh...Stacey?
ferric: (Default)

LMFAO this burd....

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-15 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
yes and i'm very mad at you

beautiful right

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