Forget adventure. Starfleet is all about romance.

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Post with your character's name/DIVISION/prefs if you're ready to go Use the RNG to determine which division your character now belongs to, if you're tagging in Use the symbols and numbers for reference in headers Have fun! DIVISIONS 01. COMMAND ★ 02. SCIENCES ◎ incl. MEDICAL ✚ 03. OPERATIONS ▼ PROMPTS 01. HQ/ACADEMY; Planetside in San Francisco. Ah, home! Get a beer, go to a meeting, it's good to have dirt under your feet. Isn't it? Meet someone new and have fun while off-duty! 02. YEOMAN LIFE; The Captain or Commander needs to sign off for something. You're their newly assigned yeoman, try to make a good first impression! ... And fail because your crush is starting to show. 03. AFTERMATH; Red alert is over (thank goodness!) but you were injured during the attack. The person that saved you was very professional and now you want to thank them ... in your own way. 04. MISSION; For whatever reason, you don't want that person to go down to the planet and damn the consequences if they can't understand why. 05. SYSTEM FAILURE; There are only so many ways to fuck up on a starship but you somehow managed it in front of the one person you wanted to impress. Is it a personal or public matter? Never mind, the humiliation is absolute. 06. TIME AND PLACE; Turbo-lifts, corridors, medical wings, shuttle bays. Who cares that you're on duty! Your shifts keep alternating and right now you can't keep your hands off that special someone when you might not see them again for days. 07. BITTERSWEET; One of you is safe, the other is not. Say goodbye to your lover because space is Disease and Danger wrapped up in Darkness and Silence. 08. AMBASSADOR; Maybe you're not a member of the Federation's Starfleet contingent at all! Are you a visiting dignitary? How exciting. And is everyone on this ship that cute? 09. VIEW-SCREEN; Though you may be light-years apart, technology keeps the romance strong. 10. SEX POLLEN; The oldest space-trope of all and a certifiable classic. Good luck getting it out of your system without a little help. 11. CLOSE QUARTERS; Sonics are down and filtration systems are on a conservation order until you reach the next starbase for repairs. Conserve water the old way and share a shower. 12. SECURITY BREACH; With the ship on lock-down you are trapped together in a single room and can't get out. Engineering reports that the doors will open in an hour, so there is no need to panic. In fact, this is the perfect opportunity to get to know your fellow detainee. 13. THE CONN; You have it! Now all you need is someone in your lap to share it. 14. XENO-KINK; Because everybody has one in space. 15. AYE, SIR; Power-play. Who said you were dismissed, officer?

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[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[She pretends she doesn't notice his eyes tracing over her and takes another large sip of her drink, humming]

You're welcome? I mean--[She flushes, putting her head in her hand] Don't thank me really, it's mostly the Empress, not us--I didn't do that much personally...

[polariity]

I don't really trutht waderth, no offenthe. [He runs his tongue over one fang again to get some drink that's on it, displaying the interesting ability for it to split so he can cover both sides. Bifurcated tongue, yes.]

[...And he's not trying to show off or anything, no, sh.]

I'll thtick with thomeone a bit more reachable.

[aka "do I have a chance with you please say yes"]

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

She's really such a sweetheart...A very stern and commanding sweetheart but--[And then she gets a bit distracted herself, listening to him and watching his tongue. Wow. Well. That was an interesting mutation. Does everything spli--]

Ah--well, Reachable I am. [The tips of her ears poke out from her hair and they are turning green now, that wasn't supposed to happen. Calm. Cool. Collected. Ambassador face--only less. Serious. This attempt at reconciling her expression doesn't seem to be working]

[polariity]

[Good, now they're both embarrassed jackass messes, excellent. It actually does make him feel a bit more at ease, honestly. He's not sure he can pull off smooth of any sort. How do you even tell if they're really into you? He sure as hell doesn't know.]

[But he does recognize what flushing ears mean and that's a confidence booster he could definitely use. His grin gets slightly more assholey.]

What? Thomething in my teeth?

[He repeats the same trick on his other fang, going slower.]

[He warned he was a dickbag.]

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[To her credit, she doesn't make any embarassing noises, but her eyes do follow his tongue and she can't really meet his eyes afterwards]

O-Oh I was just--you know. Admiring your...unique mutation. Two is your thing huh? Two horns on each side, two lines to your symbol, two halves to your tongue, two--[And she barely stops herself from asking about the state of his bulge. Wow she really has drank quite a bit]

[polariity]

[Hehehehe.]

[He quits it after a moment, looking pleased with himself. At least he's bringing something to the metaphorical table here, proving to her and maybe also a little to himself that he can.]

In my typing yeah. [Sure he'll pretend that's totally what she was going to ask. Even if he is grinning otherwise.] Driveth my coworkerth up the wall but they make me thithive maggotsth too tho fair ith fair.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[She attempts to make a recovery, which is really just eating a handful of dried pupa and downing a good portion of her drink. Her recovery is less than admirable]

O-Oh? I do threes. Well double threes. And cat puns. Not in official stuff--well I try but sometimes it slips in and you've never been embarrassed until you said you were pawsitive we would broker peace in front of a crowd.

[polariity]

[He shouldn't be turned on by double threes. He is a goddamn embarrassment because he is. Stupid twos obsession.]

Hey, people can mith that kind of thing. Puns are eathier to mith when you're talking. It's not like-

[He makes a vague waving gesture towards his mouth. He means his lisp this time, not his tongue.]

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Are you sure? Beclaws meowst people just might, meowbe, purrhaps notice it. It's purretty obvious when mew hear them. Meowbe mew just don't get how pawsitively ridiclawlus it can be.

[She could go on, but it's starting to get to even her and she is queen of the cat puns]

[polariity]

[...Okay wow.]

Pleathe don't tell me you do that in the 'coon.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I can if I want to.

[polariity]

[SQUINT...]

[Holding on tightly to the table with one hand, he tilts his head back and just downs the rest of his drink. The end result has him coughing and wheezing in what he's sure is a very sexy manner into the crook of his elbow.]

I need to be more drunk. Get me another of whatever the hell that wath.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[She laughs, calling the bartender over and ordering two of the same. He doesn't get the yellow one though]

We're trading. [Which is probably just another reason to get more drunk isn't it]

[polariity]

[He manages to stop coughing, giving a grin.]

Ith that a thign?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

It's a thing now.

[And she takes the yellow drink from the bartender, takes a sip and then laps at the drink like a cat. Her tongue isn't split, but she certainly has a way with it at least, and she can show off with the best of them. Or at least that's her thought process for a few seconds before reality kicks in. It's a stupid move, she thinks, stupid stupid, but it's done so she just owns it]

[polariity]

Heh. If you thay tho.

[He goes to take a drink himself, pausing at what she does. Okay, that's... that's really silly and cute, shit, she has to stop being likeable. He might actually end up liking her.]

Purrbeatht guardian, huh?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Oh however did you guess? [She laps one more time and grins] Dumb I know, no need to say it.

[polariity]

The cat punth were actually probably my firtht warning, but you're not helping.

[He takes another drink and apparently that's just enough liquid courage gulped down, apparently, because he blurts-]

I thtill pail you, if it helpth. If, uh, you wanna pail me. I thought I'd thay it before I got too drunk.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[She giggles into her drink, glancing at him from under too much hair, and maybe he can notice the way her pupils are just off round, just a slight bit too much up and down and not enough left and right.]

Oh was I not flirting hard enough? I'm sorry, yes.

[polariity]

[He's a little tipsy himself, so it goes a bit unnoticed- well more because he's ducking his head and running his fingers through his hair to notice. His horns get bumped into.]

Wow. Ha ha okay, wow. Thith ith actually happening.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

If you want it to happen of course. No purressure.

[She's putting herself out there and hopes it works out really.]

[polariity]

No- I mean, yeah, I definitely want it to happen, jutht... Y'know. [His hand comes down to his face and one pure red eye peeks out at her between his fingers.] It hathn' really happened in a while.

My expectationth are kinda low at thith point.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[She smiles, shrugging] Don't go into anything with expectations. Besides, I like to think I can exceed even higher expectations.

[She grins, putting her hand on his hesitantly. Obviously they're going to touch, but respectful steps are still best.] I'm not going to bite. Unless you're into that, in which case, yes, I bite and claw.

[polariity]

[His fingers twitch up against hers, all bones and angles, and maybe he's grinning.]

Calm down there, purrgirl. There'th, uh, another mutation of mine I figure you thould know, actually.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Paasht. But go on. [She rubs her thumb over his knuckles and tilts her head] What else could you possibly be hiding?