Forget adventure. Starfleet is all about romance.

[atyourservices]

Post with your character's name/DIVISION/prefs if you're ready to go Use the RNG to determine which division your character now belongs to, if you're tagging in Use the symbols and numbers for reference in headers Have fun! DIVISIONS 01. COMMAND ★ 02. SCIENCES ◎ incl. MEDICAL ✚ 03. OPERATIONS ▼ PROMPTS 01. HQ/ACADEMY; Planetside in San Francisco. Ah, home! Get a beer, go to a meeting, it's good to have dirt under your feet. Isn't it? Meet someone new and have fun while off-duty! 02. YEOMAN LIFE; The Captain or Commander needs to sign off for something. You're their newly assigned yeoman, try to make a good first impression! ... And fail because your crush is starting to show. 03. AFTERMATH; Red alert is over (thank goodness!) but you were injured during the attack. The person that saved you was very professional and now you want to thank them ... in your own way. 04. MISSION; For whatever reason, you don't want that person to go down to the planet and damn the consequences if they can't understand why. 05. SYSTEM FAILURE; There are only so many ways to fuck up on a starship but you somehow managed it in front of the one person you wanted to impress. Is it a personal or public matter? Never mind, the humiliation is absolute. 06. TIME AND PLACE; Turbo-lifts, corridors, medical wings, shuttle bays. Who cares that you're on duty! Your shifts keep alternating and right now you can't keep your hands off that special someone when you might not see them again for days. 07. BITTERSWEET; One of you is safe, the other is not. Say goodbye to your lover because space is Disease and Danger wrapped up in Darkness and Silence. 08. AMBASSADOR; Maybe you're not a member of the Federation's Starfleet contingent at all! Are you a visiting dignitary? How exciting. And is everyone on this ship that cute? 09. VIEW-SCREEN; Though you may be light-years apart, technology keeps the romance strong. 10. SEX POLLEN; The oldest space-trope of all and a certifiable classic. Good luck getting it out of your system without a little help. 11. CLOSE QUARTERS; Sonics are down and filtration systems are on a conservation order until you reach the next starbase for repairs. Conserve water the old way and share a shower. 12. SECURITY BREACH; With the ship on lock-down you are trapped together in a single room and can't get out. Engineering reports that the doors will open in an hour, so there is no need to panic. In fact, this is the perfect opportunity to get to know your fellow detainee. 13. THE CONN; You have it! Now all you need is someone in your lap to share it. 14. XENO-KINK; Because everybody has one in space. 15. AYE, SIR; Power-play. Who said you were dismissed, officer?

Comments

[polariity]

[...Oh. Uh. Right. Goddammit, mouth, why are you always running off without consulting with rest of the brain that isn't "snark".]

I, uh. I don't know. Maybe? I mean, it'sth jutht, I have ithueth. [Another aggravated rub of his tongue against his fangs.] I know you thaid you wouldn't be comparing, but, I would. I'm alwayth comparing one way or another. It'd probably be annoying.

For you, I mean. I'm uthed to it on the groundth that I've had my fucked up brain for a while now.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I'd just have to make you stop compurring. It's a silly thing to do Art. Meowbe you just need to stop worrying so meowch.

[polariity]

...I don't think I've ever judged a perthon thith much over punth before.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Don't say such nyansense. My puns aren't pawful.

[polariity]

I'm leaving. I don't care if the entire crew getsth a look at my thin butt. I am leaving.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Suuure you will. Go ahead. I'll be waiting with my lovely sopor and roomy coon.

[polariity]

I can float. Don't think I won't do it.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Oh no, you can leave, but you will come back. I have efurry confidence.

[polariity]

[Nope, that is one cat pun too far. He is definitely floating off of her now, and making a face in her direction.]

I refuthe. My pan ith more thick than that, you don't even know.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Aw you don't want to sleep nightmare furee next to a stunning troll? Suit yourself.

[polariity]

I have a thtandard and it ith not being in the vicinity of cat punth.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Well, if you can affurd to be so picky.

[polariity]

Hey, you're the one who thlept with me. Clearly I'm oozing charm and a hot ath over here.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I could say the same to you mister Artolo. [She grins]

[polariity]

Don't take it the wrong way, I jutht felt bad for you drinking all on your own. Tho generouth, right?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Obviously. You just slipped and fell into my nook right?

[polariity]

By complete accident, yep. The thingth that happen when you're drunk, right?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I know, the utterly silly things that happen.

[She stands and in a swift motion, she's pulling off her robe and tossing it over his head.]

[polariity]

Yep.

[An edge of the robe is lifted up a bit so that he's peeking out from it.]

...Thort of maketh you wonder if it'sth thtill thilly when thober.

...Which ith a roundabout way of me double checking that I can thtay.

...Pleathe get me in the 'coon before I change my mind again, I am bipolar ath fuck and that ith not even an exaggeration.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[She smiles and reaches for his hand]

I'll get you in the coon, go clean up, and we can sleep.

[polariity]

[Only slightly shaky, his psionics start to gather up all the discarded towels and the robe that's been discarded over his horns. Similar energy jerks along his twitchy fingers.]

Done. Well, jutht about, anyway.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

[Shes leans over and kisses his cheek] Thank you. But you did get the shower. I'm pretty sure my coon doesn't need some genetic material floating around it.

[She squeezes his hand and nods to the coon]

[polariity]

...You don't need too much hot water, right?

['Cuz some of that shit is gone.]

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I'll be quick silly. I know you probably used up most of the rations.

[She nudges him towards the coon] Go get in and wait for me dumb butt.

[polariity]

I am high maintenance, thorry.

[He does not sound remotely sorry. But he does go over to float on over to seat his skinny butt on the edge of the repuracoon.]