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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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Me? Difficult. I'd never!

What are you wearing, Rose?

you'd never not, more like.

I don't think I should have to play fair if you don't.

Ah, you do know me.

I don't believe you and clothes or you and lack of clothes or anything you and clothes is ever playing fair.

how about this then? what do you THINK i'm wearing?

I'm no good with Earth fashion, so...

Nothing. I think I'm going with nothing. Yep. Sounds good to me.

Oh ho! Jumping right in then, aren't we? I suppose that might be the case.

So if that might be, you are probably in bed. Just so you don't get cold, of course. Maybe bath. Shower?

phone might get a bit cranky if i took it in the shower.

i am in bed. a bit lonely, though.

Lonely, huh? Well, we can't have that.

I have it on good authority that there's a pair of hands interested in being all over you.

is that right? tell me more.

Well. Someone would have to keep you warm. And keep you company, of course.

Possibly on top of you. I imagine there might be a hand on. Ahem. On your chest. One on your thigh. I could see that, yes.

that's one way to warm a girl up. are you still all dressed without your shoes? or have you lost a few layers yourself?

I did take the blazer off.

It's a bit strange, getting naked with you while piloting the TARDIS.

But I do know what we could do if we were alone.

well don't go keeping it all to yourself! what did you have in mind?

First things first:

Is your mother anywhere even within possible meddling distance?

Not even a little bit. Out for the night with some mates of hers.

Right. Just making sure. I wouldn't want to do this purely hypothetical thought experiment if she could interfere.

Obviously. Now, you were saying...?

Well, where were we?

I think I was on top of you. Definitely feels right.

Absolutely right. Fancy a kiss then?

I believe that I would. Might be a longer kiss, under those circumstances. Quite fanciful, quite.

I think I might have to run my fingers through that hair of yours. Pull you closer like that.

Like the hair, do you?

[This is not a time to be fishing for compliments.]

I'd bite your lip, just a bit. Is that alright?

More than alright. Careful though. I might bite back.

If you do, I can't be held accountable for my actions.

...or any sounds I may or may not be making.