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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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phone might get a bit cranky if i took it in the shower.

i am in bed. a bit lonely, though.

Lonely, huh? Well, we can't have that.

I have it on good authority that there's a pair of hands interested in being all over you.

is that right? tell me more.

Well. Someone would have to keep you warm. And keep you company, of course.

Possibly on top of you. I imagine there might be a hand on. Ahem. On your chest. One on your thigh. I could see that, yes.

that's one way to warm a girl up. are you still all dressed without your shoes? or have you lost a few layers yourself?

I did take the blazer off.

It's a bit strange, getting naked with you while piloting the TARDIS.

But I do know what we could do if we were alone.

well don't go keeping it all to yourself! what did you have in mind?

First things first:

Is your mother anywhere even within possible meddling distance?

Not even a little bit. Out for the night with some mates of hers.

Right. Just making sure. I wouldn't want to do this purely hypothetical thought experiment if she could interfere.

Obviously. Now, you were saying...?

Well, where were we?

I think I was on top of you. Definitely feels right.

Absolutely right. Fancy a kiss then?

I believe that I would. Might be a longer kiss, under those circumstances. Quite fanciful, quite.

I think I might have to run my fingers through that hair of yours. Pull you closer like that.

Like the hair, do you?

[This is not a time to be fishing for compliments.]

I'd bite your lip, just a bit. Is that alright?

More than alright. Careful though. I might bite back.

If you do, I can't be held accountable for my actions.

...or any sounds I may or may not be making.

Oh, but that's all the more reason to do it.

I was afraid you'd say that. Here you are combining that with hairtugging.

I don't think this is at all fair.

Is that right? It's completely in your power to make things more even, Doctor.

Oh, is that so? How do you propose I do that?

There are other areas besides my lips you might consider giving some attention to...

Well.

I do like to lick things.

That just might do the trick.