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01 January 2026 @ 09:48 am
Like inverse kinkshaming  

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.
 
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01 January 2026 @ 10:07 am
New year, no new fucks to give  

Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 
 
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sockdere
01 January 2026 @ 10:54 am
Delete dating apps, hit the gym, lawyer up  
the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING


 
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01 January 2026 @ 02:03 pm
Nonverbal  



100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences

→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!

→ write a starter based on the prompts




( Read more... )
 
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Dream
01 January 2026 @ 02:44 pm
Winter  
Winter Wonderland Meme

it's quiet
and the snow's beautiful tonight → a winter open meme

‧ post with whatever character you want
‧ responders roll for weather + scenario and get to threading
‧ ???
‧ profit


snowfall;


stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white.
stage ii; very light and intermittent.
stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods.
stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall.
stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it.

scenarios;


① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on.

② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do?

③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all.

④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!!

⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket.

⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips.

⑦ mix and match, or make up your own ‧:❉:‧
 
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01 January 2026 @ 04:59 pm
Dennys  
It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.





Except Denny's.

RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.
 
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❛Maria Magdalena❜
01 January 2026 @ 05:58 pm
It has the minerals they crave  


TOUCH STARVED
Inside of you, there are two wolves: one is averse to all any contact and the other craves it.

This meme goes out to you weirdoes.


HOW TO PLAY
▲ comment with your character.
▲ thread out any prompts that hit your inbox.


YOUR CHARACTER

  • holds a person’s hand
  • draws a person in for a hug
  • climbs into bed with a person
  • tickles a person
  • traces shapes on a person’s skin
  • tucks a person against their chest
  • cuddles with a person
  • cups a person’s cheek(s)
  • plays with a person’s hair
  • brushes hair from a person’s face
  • nudges a person
  • rests their hand on a person’s knee or hip
  • rubs a person’s shoulders or back
  • peppers a person with kisses
  • kisses a person gently
  • kisses a person roughly
  • pulls a person down in a heap
  • bites or kisses a person’s neck
  • caresses a person’s body
  • nips or kisses a person’s ear

 
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01 January 2026 @ 09:30 pm
where those resolutions come from  

regrets MEME
Regrets. We all have them. If you say you don’t, you’re lying. Everyone can relate to that feeling that keeps you up at night, remembering the dumb thing you said in fifth grade.

Or something like that.

Anyway, regrets. Isn’t it better to get them off you chest? No? Well, today you’re not going to have much of a choice…

▶ Comment with your character. DO NOT LEAVE A BLANK TOP LEVEL.

▶ Your character is forced to spill their deepest, darkest regret(s) to anyone who'll listen.

▶ Thread!
 
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