what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

RULES
○ In the subject line, put what your character would ICly say their type is.
○ Oh no, not the mysterious, truth-telling buttons that appear from thin air! They're back with a vengeance. To wit, throw in the body of your comment what your character's type ACTUALLY is.
○ We point. We laugh. Everyone has fun. That last part is questionable.

FIGHT NIGHT ( insult meme )

Moms of history were right on one thing: there are going to be people in life you just don't jive with. Where those maternal figures got in all wrong, though, is the part where they told you not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice.

Nah. Sometimes, those jokers ASK for trouble, and you've gotta come out swinging verbally.

HOW TO PLAY
- As average memes go, this one follows. Comment with your character and limits, along with any triggers that might come up with negative CR.
- If a character doesn't like your character's stupid face, it's on like Donkey Kong.
- Let's sling some insults.

kept A P A R T

In Japan, Vega is sometimes called Tanabata (or Orihime), a celestial princess or goddess. She falls in love with a mortal, Kengyu (or Hikoboshi), represented by the star Altair. But when Tanabata’s father finds out, he is enraged and forbids her to see this mere mortal. Thus the two lovers are placed in the sky, where they are separated by the Celestial River, known to us as Milky Way. Yet the sky gods are kind. Each year, on the 7th night of the 7th moon, a bridge of magpies forms across the Celestial River, and the two lovers are reunited. Sometimes Kengyu’s annual trip across the Celestial River is treacherous, though, and he doesn’t make it. In that case, Tanabata’s tears form raindrops that fall over Japan.

• Your character is in love. How joyous! But there's a catch; there's always a catch.
• The two characters in each thread can only meet once in a certain designated amount of time. Is it every month? Every year? Every seven years? Every millennia?
• When they do get to meet - what happens? No matter what, it has to be bittersweet.

the cockwarming meme

The act of a man slipping his erection into his partner's vagina or ass in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
- from our most trusted source of information, urbandictionary.com

The bottom is used to keep the top’s cock, well, warm. They can use their mouth, their ass, or vagina - whether they have to keep still or are allowed to move is individual to each person.
- some dude on reddit

more info

• that's it, that's the meme.


• play it as an innocent outcropping of pre/post sex, a way to be close to your partner, a BDSM trick up your sleeve, or even some sex-casual AU world where people put their cocks in things while they get up to everyday tasks! idk it's a smut meme, don't overthink this shit. be fluffy, sexy, or non-chalant because hoh-hum, just another day!


• top level with those preferences. you know the drill.


• tag other people.


• do the do.