meme-ing
23 May 2023 @ 01:04 am

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 07:17 am


shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 07:41 am
Are They Your TYPE?


...well, are they? Be honest. We'll know if you're lying. You've gotta be straight with us.

HOW DO I PLAY?
+ You can do the top level thing. Maybe you could even describe your character/their personality.
+ Is your character somebody's type? You'll know soon enough. Somebody could very well fess up, no matter how every part of them rages against the urge!
+ "But what if my character's a bridge troll." Shhh. No thoughts, only the realization that people are into weird stuff and, hey, there's someone for everybody!
 
 
funandcutememes
23 May 2023 @ 07:45 am
Smutty Scenarios



The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Read more... )
 
 
The Dating Meme


Dating is, when you think about, really weird. It's a totally different thing for different people. Some are friends for years before they date; others start dating on the same day they met. Sometimes, there's a lot mushy stuff involved; other times, the couple acts just like friends. None of this is necessarily right or wrong.

Whatever it is, your character and the character you reply to are now dating. How? That's up to you. Whether it be awkward or not, the relationship will be uniquely theirs.

How to Play
-Comment with your character and preferences.
-Reply to others.
-Have fun.
Prompts
 
 
The Cunnilingus Meme
cunnilingus
noun
1. The fine art of making love to a vagina/vulva with your mouth and tongue.

2. The act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitalia. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina, and most often involves direct stimulation of the clitoris

Some women find cunnilingus to be the most satisfying sexual act. Indeed, a great number of women report that oral sex is the only way they can achieve orgasm. The mouth can create a uniquely intense range of sensations which many find unrivaled. Any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.


Going down. Eating out. Muff diving. Eating pussy. Carpet munching. Dining at the Y. Whatever you call it, it's an act that is sometimes misunderstood and very often woefully under-practiced, be it in real life or in porn - or in smut RP.

No longer. This meme is for all your cunnilingus needs, from giving to receiving and from a loving gesture to rough hatesex. The situation is up to you; the act is up to your character's tongue.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character & your preferences. Female characters, be sure to specify whether you're down with giving or receiving, though some preferences will make that obvious. Male characters, just bring your mouth.
  • Reply to others.
  • Put those lips to good use.
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 01:44 pm
PET NAME PROMPTS


  • comment with your character + prefs.
  • other folks will reply with what affectionate nickname their character would call yours if they were significant others...because now, they are!
  • pet names can be a simple riff on/shortening of someone's name, cute, stupid, sexy (babe, etc), serious (my sun and stars), time period appropriate (dollface), or just plain weird. sky's the limit.
  • from that one(ish) word prompt, threads spring eternal. shippy, smutty, adventure-filled, angsty, cracky, whatever. go with it!
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 01:54 pm
PRAISE KINK DIALOGUE meme


A meme where you get to dole out the sweetest affirmation when you're getting down and dirty? Must be all about that praise kink!

how to play
- comment with your character, prefs, what role they'd play (praise-giver/praised), etc. if your character's the type to throw out the positive reinforcement, your one-line starter can go in the top level! (ie, "good pet," you know how it do)
- on the other end of the spectrum, should your big dumb mess want to soak up all that affection, people commenting to you will bring the line of dialogue.
- thread from there. that's it. easy, huh?
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 03:53 pm
CHANGE MY MIND meme


- Your character finds themselves sitting at table with a sign that reads '[BLANK]. Change my mind.' What does it say?
- Others will...try and argue to change their mind. Can they be convinced? IDK man, I'm not a psychic.
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 06:56 pm


the end of the world meme
how are you spending your last days on earth?



What if I told you that the world was gonna end? And you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends? Would you take the first bus over to my house? Or would you take the last plane over the West Coast?
Mike Krol

So, the world's ending and nobody knows about it. That's cool. It could be an impending nuclear meltdown, or aliens, or a meteor on a collision course with Earth. You know this is coming, but everyone else in the world is blissfully ignorant. And why would you want to ruin their peace? It's better to let them be happy.

Besides, you can pack a lot of shit in a couple of days.

Better get started.

comment with your character + prefs.

— live out your last day(s).
— optionally, thread out what happens next, if you want a neat apocalypse thread.


Don't you know it's the end of the world? It ended when you said goodbye. )
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 07:46 pm


DYSFUNCTIONAL




Fluff's boring. Overdone. Forget that, let's play ships that affect everyone involved for the worse, not better.

How to Play
- Comment with your character's name, canon, info, and any preferences you find relevant.
- Reply to others.
- Respect boundaries, even when the internet barbies aren't.

just assume a blanket content warning for just about everything )
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 08:01 pm
RED FLAGS meme


Sure, you may look like a total catch, but what's the catch? Maybe everything isn't what it seems.

how to play
- forget what you think you know about memes.
- forget the traditional subject line. no prefs. no character info.
- what do you put there instead? verbalize the red flag(s) that should, in a just world, come attached to your characters. be honest. be brutal.
- with this forbidden knowledge in mind, the rest of bakerstreet has to decide whether they wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole or if they'd throw caution to the wind and still go for it.
 
 
23 May 2023 @ 08:09 pm

GUESS MY NAME




This is probably the only meme where you DON'T want to include your character's name.

+ Why? Because we're going to Rumpelstiltskin this bitch. That's right. All those bakerstreet strangers gotta guess their name, based only on your character's appearance and what they think fits.
+ Luckily, nobody's stealing babies or souls over incorrect guesses.
+ ...as of yet.
 
 
buckingham
23 May 2023 @ 09:34 pm

COUPLE'S NIGHTLY ROUTINE MEME


It's time for you and your significant other to go to sleep...no, not that way. Get your mind out of the gutter! You two are sharing a bed for whatever reason and have been for a while. Surely by now, you have a routine on how you get ready for bed.

Do you help each other out with your tasks, like putting up your hair, changing into PJs, or brushing teeth? Do you watch TV before you hit the hay? Read? Does one of you want to stay up all night long while the other one just wants to sleep?

Then, of course, there's the actual sleeping habits. Does trouble with human contact lead you to sleep with miles between you - and is that an issue - or do you snuggle? Could both of you whisper sweet words into each other's ears across the pillows? Most importantly, who steals the blankets?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, and any information you'd like to include.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread out a nightly routine.