the pickup bar
You're at a bar. They're at a bar. Nope, this isn't a set-up for a convoluted joke. No punchline to be had. Quite the opposite, actually: you've got your best line in store. Whether you want to drink with this other person and party all night, take them home tonight, or just have another warm body on the stool beside you that will vaguely tolerate your presence, you're going to hit on your target with all you've got.
Hope you saved that absolute jewel of a hook for the right moment! Surely all you silver tongues out there have a million of them, though.
Don't you?
➳ I don't have to tell you how to format your subjects. Y'know how.
➳ NO BLANK TOP LEVELS. Again, this one's in media res and your character has slung out the greatest pickup line in the history of scoring. Or, they've attempted to.
➳ The person who replies to you is the one getting picked up. Or, once more, an attempt has been made.
➳ Reminder that you can, as it turns out, hit on the bartender. To mixed results.
➳ NO BLANK TOP LEVELS. Again, this one's in media res and your character has slung out the greatest pickup line in the history of scoring. Or, they've attempted to.
➳ The person who replies to you is the one getting picked up. Or, once more, an attempt has been made.
➳ Reminder that you can, as it turns out, hit on the bartender. To mixed results.
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