Your Love is A Death Sentence You've been with someone before, and it didn't work out. Several times it's failed, actually. But it's not them, it's you. You're cursed - not just with bad luck, either. You destroy everything you touch. Everyone you've ever cared for has been badly injured or even killed, all because of you. No more. You have to keep people at arm's length, the further, the better. Yet now, someone has slipped past your defenses, and you find yourself falling again. You can't. You know you shouldn't. Their life is in danger just by being around you, much less being such an integral part of you. So you'll turn them away, won't you? Even drive them away, if you must. If things have already gotten to far, you know how to end it... ...don't you? Maybe you don't want to end it. Maybe you're willing to take the risk one more time. Maybe you can live with yourself if they fall prey to the death that surrounds you, as long as you aren't alone. Comment with your character, preferences, and info. Reply to others.

mirror, mirror on the wall



The apple of your eye. The light of your life. The one who sets your heart on fire. Whoever that person is, the heart-shaped mirror will reveal their image. Instead of showing your own reflection, it shows them, and now everyone else in the vicinity can see the truth of your feelings. Uh oh.

• Comment with your character and share an image of the person your character most wants to smooch. If there's more than one person they really want to smooch, then the mirror might flicker between multiple images. If there's no one, they'll see a blank surface.
• Other characters can also see what your character sees. However, when another character stands in front of the mirror, the image will switch to whichever person that character wants to smooch.
• Have fun and tag out!

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme

• Comment with your character and preferences.
• Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
• Reply to others and use the RNG.

1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or washcloth.
15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
19. FREE SPACE

The FAMILY Meme

How does it work? Simple! Choose a relationship (or roll for one, if it suits your fancy), and then RNG for a situation! That, or just go straight for whatever situation appeals to you. These are all fairly vague: just something to start you off!