05 June 2019 @ 07:11 am
Unconventional Couple



Saying: If it fits, it ships.

The Challenge: Respond to everyone who tags you, no matter how unexpected, crazy, or mismatched the characters are. Play a ship.



RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.
PROMPTS )
 
 
NOT just A ROBOT
shipping meme


There's always a right tool for the job, be it as simple as a hammer for a nail or on up to the much, much more complex. In this, the near future, the new tool for the abstract, post-modern job is no longer from the humble tool box - it's robots. Robots have taken over most sectors, such as assembly, law enforcement, and even health care. Things run so much smoother when they're automated. Yet the most impressive factor is that robots have just recently begun to enter a sector previously believed to require human touch: the personal sector. From personal assistants to robo bodyguards to pleasurebots, most anyone who's anyone has a personal robot these days. Of course, humanity being the narcissistic charmers we are, all "companion" sector robots are made in our own beautiful image, or close to it.

But you know this. You have a personal robot, after all...or you are one.

Whether owner or robot, it's important to remember one key rule: robots, no matter how human they appear, cannot feel emotions. Any appearances thereof are programming in the AI.

Robots certainly, absolutely, cannot fall in love. Again, any appearances thereof are programming in the AI. If that's not the case, and "love" still seems present...

...well, a toll that no longer functions correctly may not be right for the job.

HOW TO PLAY ➟
  • Comment with your character, preference, and whether you want to play a human or a robot.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use the RNG to choose a prompt or pick one yourself.


OWNER ➟
  1. Long Time Owner → You and your robot are a well-oiled machine, no pun intended.
  2. New Purchase → Congratulations, you have your brand new personal bot!
  3. Second Hand → Someone else owned this robot before you, but it can't be too damaged. There's no way you could afford a brand new one, anyway.
  4. For Science! → Your interests in robots are purely scientific. No matter how yours begins to act towards you, honest!
  5. Rescue → Whether you took them from the dump or from a bad owner, you brought this robot from the jaws of deletion.
  6. Reluctant → You never wanted a robot, but you've got one thrust on you anyway.
  7. Cruel → They're just a fancy computer, so you'll treat them however you like.
  8. See the Humanity → Even if you know it's all machinery and programming, you can't help but see the human side of your robot. They shouldn't have to be a servant.
  9. What's Real and What's Not → The lines are beginning to blur between real people and their emotions and your robot.
  10. Incompatible → You can't be with a machine, either romantically or sexually. You're simply not compatible.
  11. Too Engrossed → They say you've created a fantasy world. You're forgetting reality, or choosing to ignore it.
  12. Don't Care → You won't listen to what the others say; you know how you feel.
  13. Have to Pull Away → The close relationship you had with your robot has to be put aside for your own good.
  14. Live a Normal Life → As much as you can, you and your robot live like a normal couple.
  15. Bad End → Your robot is taken away, reprogrammed, or destroyed.


ROBOT ➟
  1. The Perfect Robot → You know what you and exactly what you were made to do. You will not stray.
  2. More Human than Human → Whoever programmed you made you to be just like a human.
  3. Conflicted → There is no way you could have what they call "feelings." But what is this stirring in your circuitry?
  4. Confused → Why do people treat you like a robot? You're a living thing, damn it!
  5. Damaged → Somehow, you've been corrupted. You're a blank slate and have to be cared for, though it should be the opposite. Or it could be that you're showing erratic behavior that no robot should...
  6. Shown Kindness → When you're treated kindly by a human, you are unsure how to process it. It makes you feel - content.
  7. No Longer Just a Program → Your "love" and "affection" may have been shades and imitations at first, but that's not the case any longer.
  8. Obsolete Model → You know you're old. Will you be forced to leave your master's side?
  9. Jealousy → A robot should not feel jealous. Still, you envy those close to your master.
  10. Job is Personal → You were programmed to protect or to serve, though you also do it because you...care
  11. Second Chance → Your old master tossed you aside and now you are wary. But you've been given another chance instead of being used for scrap.
  12. Rogue → There is no way you will be tied to the oppressive system. You refuse to serve the Living Things. Somehow, though, you've become aligned with one.
  13. One of a Kind → There are no other robots like you, and perhaps you are intended for a sinister fate. Rather than face your true duty, you have escaped to take refuge with a human.
  14. Specialty → You were created specifically for this one special person.
  15. Reprogrammed → Because of previous defects, you were taken back to factory settings before. However, that treacherous virus, "love," is bubbling back up.
  16. Android → You can't just forget the part of you that was - still is - organic.
  17. Learn to Be Human → Despite the odds and the prejudices you both will face, you have decided to live as a free, living person with the one you care for most.
  18. Bad End → You're to be junked, impacted, wiped clean, or taken away from your owner.
 
 
Queen Daenerys I Targaryen
05 June 2019 @ 06:56 pm



Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip the conversation and go straight for the scenario you've always wanted to experience?

In that case, rejoice! This meme was made for you.

THE RULES:
  1. Post with your character in the middle of having sex.
  2. Any scenario and level of description is allowed!
  3. Other characters reply as your character's partner in that fuck! Here are some optional prompts, if you want 'em.
  4. Keep going and finish the act.
  5. Go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.
  6. Have fun!
 
 
Mating Season
05 June 2019 @ 07:54 pm
THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme


There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge," we of course mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest." These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and preferences.

  • Include what you're interested and not interested in.

  • Respond to others!


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a poetry book
05 June 2019 @ 09:23 pm






THE EMAIL MEME
An epistolary meme for this day and age.



How to play -

1. Post a comment with your character's name, canon, and any preferences you may have (no shipping, no smut, etc.)
2. Others have their characters write an email to yours, do add as many smileys, emojis and funny attachments as you'd like.
3. Reply to their emails with your character's response, make it a cool little correspondence.
4. Have fun!


 
 
Little Red Dog
05 June 2019 @ 10:25 pm
Eek?  
Maybe you're part of one of those big paranormal research societies that have their own TV show, top of the line equipment, and everything. Maybe you're an aspiring director who's noticed the boom of paranormal TV shows lately and decided to cash in the time is right for your art. Or maybe you and your friends just decided that messing around in someplace that's supposed to be haunted sounded like a fun way to spend an evening, especially when there may or may not be beer involved. Whatever the reason may be, you've decided to go

GHOST HUNTING


Choose your haunting, or let he RNG pick for you:

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