20 January 2019 @ 08:48 am
Teen Hormones


Alcohol, an irresponsible situation, and a backseat of a vehicle all optional. Teenage angst and hormones not optional. All teenage characters from any time, setting, or canon welcome, as are adult characters aged down.

  • Just Feeling It Out: Maybe you'll finally get to touch a boob!
  • Accidental Boner: Oh. Hi there, downstairs.
  • Deep Kissing: Heavy tongue action.
  • Flawless Approach: WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE THE SEX WITH ME? always works.
  • Party: A crazy atmosphere can lead to crazy decisions.
  • Goofballs: Both of you kind of suck at this, but at least you're cute.
  • Experience Difference: It doesn't count if it's not with you. That's what you tell yourself, anyway.
  • Boyfrands/Girlfrands: Finally rounding those bases with your honey.
  • No Play: They've told you no touching them below the belt. Oops!
  • Fumble: You touched the wrong place or said the wrong thing. Is this the end of your adventure.
  • Desperate: Please, please, please, let me stick it in.
  • Oral: Sometimes, you just want to kiss someone there.
  • Feels So Good: Let's hope you can last.
  • Love Confession: Now is a good a time as ever to tell them how you feel
  • Success: Awww yeah, break out the cigarette.
  • Failure: Hopefully they'll forgive you for staining their clothes.
 
 
meme posting acct
20 January 2019 @ 10:26 am
MORNING AFTER MEME



Last night was pretty wild, or maybe it wasn't. You have just woken up, but
you are not alone. Perhaps it is a stranger lying next to you, perhaps
it's someone you know. It might be your significant other, or a one
night stand. The fact remains that you are in bed together, naked and
something happened.


HOW THIS WORKS;

+ Comment with your character. Information and preferences best be included!
+ Someone replies.
+ Shit may or may not hit the fan, that is entirely up to you. You might even want to go for round 2, round 3 etc. etc.
+ Tag around!
+ Have fun and be excellent to each other!
 
 
shitglasses
20 January 2019 @ 12:48 pm
a MIDNIGHT sort of TEXTING meme.

Look, companionship is the spice of life. It's not your fault you can't sleep and other people can! So go bug them. Maybe it's just to say hi, maybe you need help, maybe there's a body in your trunk. Maybe you're the body in the trunk. Maybe you're the body in your trunk. I'm not here to judge, man.
 
 
Still shipping Bagginshield in 2021
20 January 2019 @ 01:15 pm
( surprisingly gentle )
Because is there anything better than a dangerous, potentially deadly stoic whose one weakness is their sweet, harmless object of affection? Especially if the latter has the former wrapped around their finger, knowingly or otherwise.

To avoid tl;dr - suddenly, a wild bae approaches! Their attempt to turn you into a puddle of goo at the knees, whether purposeful or not, is very effective.

  • This meme is pretty shamelessly for fluff, opening up, dokis, and also more dokis.
  • Respond with your character, preferences, what role you'd like to play if it matters, and any other info.
  • Then, respond to others.
 
 
priderock
20 January 2019 @ 01:21 pm

soulmate meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂

type of au;
1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own

situation;
1. First Meeting: You'll feel the spark almost on first sight. Yes, he's not your type. No, she's is a villain and your a hero. It doesn't matter. You can't choose these things.
2. Not Accepting: No, this person can't be it! They're so...so not what you've expected!
3. We Belong Together: You've decided to come together, like it's intended, and you're reaping the benefits.
4. Like Ships in the Night: The obligatory sex option. The two of you are cementing your bond in the most traditional of ways, and you'll soon learn that sex with others can't compare to sex with someone who's completely yours.
5. Stronger as Two: In battle or in life, the two of you combined are unstoppable.
6. There's Someone Else You've met your soulmate...but you're with someone else. Now that you know your other half is out there for sure, can you keep that up?
7. Love Will Tear Us Apart: Someone is hurting one half of the pair, and it's bringing pain to both of you. Maybe you can protect or save the other.
8. Not Fortune's Fool: You're flying solo. You have no intention of becoming a matched pair. Forget about what anybody else says, just focus on you.
9. Soulmates Never Die: Except when they do. Somehow, yours has passed on or is dying in your arms, leaving you alone in the world. How do you feel?
10. WILDCARD: Choose your own.
 
 
considers
20 January 2019 @ 02:40 pm
Interspecies Love Meme

Vampires and humans. Angels and demons. Ghosts and the living. The idea of "opposites attracting" is hardly a new one, but with the rise in popularity of supernatural creatures, aliens, and other sentient beings beyond our human understanding, the forbidden romance trope has been injected a shot of fresh blood- sometimes quite literally.

This meme does just that, taking the whole "not meant for each other" thing to it's most logical extreme. Of course, it's not always angst and depression. These days, mermaids and bird-people can have their relationships in peace to some degree.

Rules
  • Comment with your character, putting any preferences you have (ie, "humanoid characters only," F/M, etc). Also, be sure to note your character's "species" for others to reference (Name | Character | OTA | Human, ghost, mutant, alien, vampire, god, zombie-catgirl hybrid, etc).
  • Reply to others. If your characters aren't different species, feel free to AU or anything else like that.
  • Use the rng to determine your prompt.
  • Also I didn't think I needed to say this, but be excellent to each other. Dick comments and anon bullying are not on.
Prompts
  1. Meeting: Did you know there were, I don't know, werewolves before this? Or maybe you thought all aliens were evil. Will this...thing change your perception?
  2. Falling in Love: You know you're not the same, but your feelings don't care.
  3. Self-Hate: Perhaps you're mad at the being you're in love with, yet you're more angry at yourself.
  4. Can't Be Together: Whether for self-inflicted reasons or societal rules, you can't be in love with who your heart has chosen and it's putting a strain on you.
  5. Pushing You Away: Things are getting too intense, and for both of your sake, you want to make friend/crush/lover hate you.
  6. Beauty & the Beast: One of you is beautiful, the other hideous. Maybe, though, the beautiful one is ugly in the eyes of society, depending on where you live. Whatever the case is, you don't look the same.
  7. Confession: Screw the rules, you're going to tell that sweet girl/guy/other how you feel! What can go wrong? Or this is something you've put a lot of thought into and you're scared, but you're going to do it.
  8. First Time...or Not: Finally, the two of you are taking the next step and getting physical. It may go off without a hitch, depending on your...you know, or- OH GOD, HOW IS THAT GOING TO GO IN HERE. Wait, you have a...?
  9. The Kinky Option: Hey, maybe being different will pay off. Think about it. A long tongue? Ghost powers? Sounds like it could be fun in the bedroom.
  10. Prejudice: "What are you doing with that dirty monster?" "You know we can't be involved with humans!" "We don't take kindly to your type around here." Why can't people just leave you two be?
  11. Facing Your Instinct: It's hard to be with someone when you want to suck their blood. Or eat their brains. Or possess them.
  12. Because of Me: Your lover has been dragged into your fight or hurt by others of your kind. Now they're in the crossfire.
  13. Standing Up For You: Hey, knock it off! I don't care what you think, he's perfect in my eyes.
  14. You Don't Know You're Beautiful: The fluffy option where you're trying to make your loved one see just how much you care and how they're beautiful to you, no matter what.
  15. Gifts: Show your affection with a gift from your culture.
  16. Starting a Family: Can you even reproduce? Is it something you want to consider? Perhaps it's new ground to tread, so you'll have to be the first to think about it.
  17. WILDCARD
 
 
20 January 2019 @ 02:48 pm
ᴛʜᴇ TITFUCKING/PAIZURI ᴍᴇᴍᴇ

Like many an act in porn, titfucking is harder in practice than it is in theory. It just may not be possible for some people. But what could be more fun? Tits are awesome and soft, fucking is amazing. Combine the two, and you have a sandwich most would kill to be a filling in. So, using the flexibility of fiction, come on and place your cock - flesh, plastic, or otherwise - between some pillows that are definitely the most fun of all. It doesn't matter what you call it, titfucking or paizuri, both end in a bang.
Read more... )
 
 
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unexpected domesticity shipping meme.
you never thought you'd have a home, at least not one you can call completely yours, no strings attached and no one lording above you or controlling you. you may not have even known what a "home" truly is, or thought you wanted one. now, there is a touch of domesticity in your life, no matter what things are like otherwise, because you have a home, though you may not have a house proper.

most importantly, you now have someone to share this new facet of life with - a partner. similar to you or completely different, relationship unspoken or unrealized, heavily romantic or understated, they are slowly but surely becoming someone indispensable to you. you never could have seen this coming. and, of course, with domesticity comes a certain amount of intimacy, perhaps even the ultimate physical intimacy...you may be open to that already or you're working up to it when you'd hardly considered it before.

whether your situation is for the long term as it stands, could end at any moment, or a mere disguise you're using to lay low, you're getting comfortable. how does that make you feel? will you it accept a new lease on life - or will you sabotauge yourself before someone else does?

Comment with your character, preferences, what tone you want your thread to take, and whether or not your open to smut.
Reply to others.


 
 
 
memery.
20 January 2019 @ 10:13 pm

MONSTER HUNTER MEME


No, not the video game. Okay, maybe if you squint? I guess? Anyway, this is for all the hunters out there. Ghosts, werewolves, vampires, behemoths, whatever it is you hunt, you can do it here. Pair up with someone to hunt with or find the creature you're after. Maybe even save some people along the way. What's that? You want pay? Take it up with the customer, buddy. Have fun, get messy, don't get eaten or possessed or whatever. Unless you're a monster CHASER, in which case that's a different meme category altogether.

• Top level your character. Include any details you might think are relevant. Or don't. As always, we're not the cops.
• Reply to other people's top levels!
• Have fun!