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- “As far as reading material goes, the ledger is too depressing. I’ve decided to read the obituaries instead.”
- “Oh! Customers! I didn’t realize we actually served anyone here. Hello.”
- “How is your lunch? Are you enjoying your lunch? Or would you say it’s more of an early dinner?”
- “No, no! You misunderstand! Despite appearances, _______, today has been a, uh, unequivocal success. I just… need to find the car.”
- “How can I help when you are so much like, eh… spaghetti noodle?”
- “I don’t know why you’re so bent on enforcing the law lawfully anyway. You could always take up vigilantism.”
- “Always be prepared to improvise, ______. That’s rule number one for jazz players and vigilantes alike.”
- “Well what did you do today that got you in such a ferocious mood for pancakes, anyway?”
- “Do you mind if I sit here? Because you must be the cutest thing this side of the _______!”
- “What is it makes you think I exist to do your laundry?”
- “Well, undeniably, it takes some gumption to involve yourself in a business like this, but risk and reward go hand-in-hand, don’t they?”
- “Hello _______. So glad you could join us. How’ve you been? How are ya? What’s the rumpus?”
- “Try not to horrify the guests, ______.”
- “Well, this’ll either loosen them up or kill them. Worst case, I’ll just have to rummage through their pockets.”
- “Pardon me. I just stopped by to inform you that we’re all going to die.”
- “Well, you managed to ruin that opportunity and the last vestiges of our reputation in one fell swoop. Impressive, ______.”
- “YOU’RE NOT HOLDING IT RIGHT!”
- “Hey! You have money!”
- “Where do you think you’re going? I told you to stay here. Don’t pretend you can’t hear me.”
- “I don’t want to have to leave again, _______! I like it here! They tolerate me!”
- “Raiding the pantry? If you’re that hungry, I could make you something.”
- “Okay… right. I’m catching on. The fewer questions, the better.”
Source: Lackadaisy Cats - Tracy Butler
 In this laboratory setting you've found yourself in - be it a shady, fly-by-night hackjob, a secret governmental facility, or a sleek, state-of-the art facility - there's no room for error. What's done is done for science: pure, perfect, uncorrupted by human foibles. Data is the only language spoken, reason the guiding light. And for all this progress to occur smoothly, everyone must know their proper role, from the specialists at work to the lowly crew...and, of course, any experiments involved. Some more bleeding hearts would feel sorry for the latter, but make no mistake, they're little more than lab rats. They are not to be pitied. Emotion shouldn't even be wasted on them. Especially not an emotion as messy and useless in and of itself as romantic love. Why, you wouldn't want to jeopardize the breakthrough of the ages on account of some fairy tale, would you? Besides, it would be the most unfulfilling of relationships, for you could never be with your beloved test subject. Unless. Unless you broke them out. Such an action would be highly illogical and, more importantly, met with severe punishment. Are they worth all that? How to Play - Your character is either some sort of test subject/creature/weapon/misunderstood and otherwise tortured prisoner of science OR an outside party (scientist, doctor, janitor, visitor, journalist, sky's the limit). They meet their opposite. They fall in love. Bad Shit happens. Nobody's happy. - Comment with your character, preferences, role, info, all the good stuff. - Reply to others. - Be tragic and miserable together. |
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