07 February 2018 @ 01:59 am

A magical key is capable of bringing inanimate plastic toys to life! Pulled across space, time, and reality, the souls of historical and fictional people, animals, and even objects are brought to pint-sized life. Just lock the toys of your choosing inside something using the key, and they’re alive! Repeat the process to send them back to where they belong.

State any preferences and specifically whether you’d prefer to be one of the toys brought to life or perhaps one of the people bringing toys to life.

Tags: [meme] au

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07 February 2018 @ 07:17 am

You have my sword...

𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔢, further back in years than anyone alive could remember, there is a land that even time has forgotten, filled to the brim with magic and mystery both good and ill. This is where you make your home. Who you are in this kingdom - or many kingdoms - is as varied as the blades of grass that spread over this lush terrain. You could be a petulant princess, a delving dwarf, a highway man with more than a few secrets, a devoted knight, a mage of ancient spellcraft, or even an ageless elf. No matter your station, though, one thing is for certain: whatever life you lead, it's about to get a great deal more exciting. There is a war brewing, somehow, somewhere, and the peace of your homelands is at stake. You are the only one who can set things right and go on a quest to save everyone.

Still, what is an adventure without an adventure of the heart? You are not alone, and you'll find that trying times can forge ironclad emotions. Of course, you'll find that the path of love is no easier here than anywhere else, be the person you admire an arranged fiancé you're not too fond of at first, a forbidden object of desire, a traveling companion, an enemy, a lifelong friend, an ally...or another species from you entirely. Yet, in any case, this is no time for romance, is it? Only moments can be stolen, and you must set aside your feelings for the greater good.

In this time, in this place, will you get your happy ending, or will this story prove to be a much darker fantasy?

Comment with your character, information, preferences, and any AU you might want to do with your character if they're not from an applicable setting.
Reply to others.
Thread with them.

Tags: [meme] au, [meme] shipping

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07 February 2018 @ 09:45 am

A gilded cage is still a cage

THE CAGED BIRD
shipping meme

From the moment you first set eyes on them, you've been drawn - but this is no meet-cute. Thy are beautiful, interesting...and so, so sad or angry, like a bird with clipped wings in a cage. They're a prisoner: mentally, physically, or both. Again, caged. You? You could be anyone, from an innocent bystander who happened to catch a glance in a faraway window, just a cog in the machine that keeps them trapped, to a fellow entombed creature. Even if you've never felt a thing like "compassion" before (or thought yourself incapable), you are sympathetic towards them now and your feelings only begin to grow, a fixation forming. At a certain point, you realize that you have but one option. You have to free them by any means necessary. You want to see them safe and content, more than anything in this world.

...even if they're free and don't want to be with you, that's enough. Right?

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, preferences, role, and any other information to make you more taggable.
Reply to others.
RNG if desired.

( prompts under the cut )

Tags: [meme] shipping

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07 February 2018 @ 04:59 pm

THE ROMANCE NOVEL/EROTICA PLAYED STRAIGHT MEME

THE ROMANCE NOVEL/EROTICA PLAYED STRAIGHT MEME

Romance novels. You all know them. They're the books with the embarrassingly bad cover art, usually paperback, that are either stuffed in the back of the library or on a whirling shelf at the grocery store, begging moms and grandmas to pick them up. At best, they're softcore pornography, with terrible euphemisms. At worst, they're irredeemable shlock with cliche plots that are a dime a dozen. Some are even so textbook that when you express interest in wanting to write them, the company sends you fill in the blank forms to follow. No joke.

Still, there's something charming about these cheesefests, and a lot of the time, their tropes are tropes because they're genuinely enjoyable. These meme celebrates all the glory of terrible erotic, romantic fiction - played completely and utterly straight, in all its over-the-top hot mess-ness.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and preferences. Also, you might want to mention what prompts you're into/not into.
Comment to others.
Thread things out. Feel free to take these as seriously or as melodramatically as you'd like. Just have fun with them!
Terrible smut not guaranteed.
Shitty euphemisms not included.
Cheesy at your own discretion.

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Tags: [meme] shipping, [warning] sex

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07 February 2018 @ 06:30 pm

♡ The Playing House Domestic Shipping Meme + Optional Smut Prompts ♡

The Playing House Domestic Shipping Meme.

RULES!
❧ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have.
❧ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 15. The number corresponds to the scenario that you will play out in whatever way you want to.
❧ Go from there!

THE LIST!
01] baby
Suddenly, there's a new addition to your family! Are you expecting? Adopting? Struggling to find the perfect name for your child? Or maybe you're up at a ridiculous hour in the morning because they're crying like crazy.

02] just married
Congratulations! You and your loved (?) one are about to start a whole new life together! It's time for the honeymoon...

03] house hunting
Are you seeking out an apartment? A dream house? Or just any old place, as long as you're with your other? Make sure to weigh your options very carefully...

04] household chores
It's time to clean/cook/garden/take care of something! Do you work together, or does one of you hide until everything is done?

05] shopping
Whether it's for furniture, groceries, or something in between, shopping is something that everybody must do at some point in time! What varies is if they like it or not.

06] family vacation
WE'RE OFF TO DIDNEY WOOOOOOOOORL or wherever
... well, as long as the kids are happy, right...? You may not be happy (or maybe you are), but it's mainly about ~family bonding~.

07] romantic retreat
It's you and your loved one's anniversary, and you decide it's time to take some time off and take them somewhere nice, where you only have each other.

08] comfort
Is somebody sick in bed? Or perhaps they just had a bad day? Sometimes, a good breakfast in bed or a home-cooked meal can really lift the spirits! Or perhaps you want to try medicine, or laughter, or something else?

09] pet
Suddenly, you have another addition to the family! Is it a puppy? A kitty? A fierce dragon? Whatever it is, make sure to give it a name and to take good care of it!

10] holiday
Happy birthday/New Years/Christmas/Valentine's Day/whatever! It's a very special day that only comes once a year, so make it count!

11] argument
Oh, no, who left the stove on... Or maybe it's about why they were out late last night? Either way, there is a lot of tension today, and one of you may or may not be sleeping on the couch tonight.

12] making up
It's time to make amends for that fight/divorce/whatever you had before! After all, you love each other... right?

13] surprise, surprise
You are feeling rather loving tonight, so you want to remind the other person how much you cherish and appreciate them... if it's by something cute and adorable or hot and sexy is completely up to you.

14] proposal
~~SHUT UP THIS TOTALLY FITS~~ You've been with your other for what feels like forever, and finally you want to tie the knot with them. Will you go down on one knee before them, or get a little creative?

15] other
I know I'm forgetting like a bajillion and one different things here, so this is the option for that!

( + optional smut prompts under cut )

Tags: [meme] shipping, [meme] smut, [warning] sex

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07 February 2018 @ 07:44 pm

( smut with sentiment )

The cliche of each person having one great love in their life is often overblown; after all, not everyone has a great and epic relationship, nor do they need it. But it can be fun to play out a love that cannot be spoken, just like any strong emotions are interesting to explore. And when words aren't enough? There are always actions.

Simple, pure, and straightforward, this meme is about people truly in love letting that affection become physical. It's a smut meme, though more emphasis is put on the relationship rather than the raunch...or there could be focus on both. Whatever approach you take is up to you. It's as basic as that, and the perfect excuse to play something sweet, romantic, or passionate.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and preferences.

Reply to others. Assumed CR's probably going to be on the menu.

Roll the RNG for prompts or come up with your own.

( PROMPTS )

Tags: [meme] smut, [warning] sex

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07 February 2018 @ 09:00 pm

No loyalty like a stray's

S T R A Y
shipping meme

Taking in strays is, all in all, an understandable vice. The dips in between their ribs, those large and forlorn eyes, they can help you forget the claws and the teeth and the danger lurking beneath fur. But the habit's a knife edge; your efforts may not be rewarded with kindness (animal instincts aren't discretionary) and you may get bit despite what you've overlooked. A stray doesn't care about pity. All it can know is survival.

These warnings apply to strays of the more human(oid) sort, too.

But what may even more perilous with this type than any drawn blood is what you can get when they grow to trust you. You can earn their undying loyalty...or their love. Either from such a wild thing is a precarious path to go down, if you allow yourself to do it.

The Playing House Domestic Shipping Meme.

( + optional smut prompts under cut )

( smut with sentiment )