31 January 2015 @ 03:20 am

THE GAME GRUMPS MEME

A meme for you to sit down with your friends and play some video games, that's gotta be fun, right?

...Of course it is! Grab a seat! You two are gonna play some boopin' ass games together.

This is a lighthearted meme for certain - your muses sit down to play video games together. Whoever they are and what their relationship might be is up to you, but they may find their own relationship fluctuating just the teensiest bit when one of them busts out some really badass skills in Mario Kart or Smash Bros or what have you. It's a flexible meme: use it for building up your ships, bromances or even just CR shenanigans! Light-hearted fluff, my lovelies, what's not to like?

HOW IT WORKS

Post a comment with the standard stuff - character name, canon, preferences and any other info you might want to include.
If they haven't already offered up a video game of their own to play, reply with your own! Play 'em, talk about 'em, whatever!
This is an extremely variable meme - friendships, fluff and shipping are only a few of the things that can be gotten out of this.
Thread! Have fun and stay not so Grump!

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31 January 2015 @ 12:24 pm

GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE SUPLEX HOLD!

DESPERATE FIGHTING AMONG FRIENDS!
THE P-1 GRAND PRIX!

You may not know how you got here, but you have found yourself in a strange world inside the Television, surrounded by ghostly black figures. A strange (or maybe familiar) figure shows up on the monitors and informs you that you must fight to advance! It doesn't matter if you have a persona or not, only by winning the P-1 Grand Prix will you be allowed to leave!

How to Play:

1. Post with your character. Include a scenario or leave it open!
2. Another Character will reply and will be matched up against your own.
2a. (OPTIONAL) A disembodied and awesome announcer voice may assign each character an unflattering description and nickname! Feel free to get creative with this.
3. Fight to see who is the manliest of all men! If you're not interested in fighting, the words of your opponent will be distorted (attacking your emotional weaknesses) until you do.
4. Have fun!

Original meme by

laimperatrice.

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31 January 2015 @ 01:41 pm

the reverse picture-prompt meme

The REVERSE picture prompt meme!

POST:

- Character name
- preferences
- as many pictures as you want to inspire others to tag you!
- Please post any NSFW images in a link.

This post will be image-heavy!

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31 January 2015 @ 02:11 pm

THE PUBLIC STIMULATION MEME

There's nothing quite as thrilling as pleasuring your partner in public, whether as a power game or just a bit of naughty fun. So, wear something discreet and get ready for a little bit of public fun! Or, who knows, maybe you mean to put on a show for everyone around you. No judging.

- Post your character. Name, series, and preferences in the subject.
- Choose an option or combine them, play it out, have some fun!

( ideas )

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31 January 2015 @ 02:18 pm

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Just share the damn bed with me.

For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, or maybe there's flooding. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Stop trying to figure out the details, just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.

Do you need options? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually Play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is lava.

Tags: [meme] crack

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31 January 2015 @ 02:26 pm

Fail Sex♦The Meme

While it would be fantastic if it was, not all sex is magical. Sometimes, sex is awkward and funny or just really, really bad. Sometimes people just fail at it and don't know what they're doing! Or something goes wrong and ruins it all.

It's all about how you handle it...

- Post your character's name | series | preferences.
- Not anything you might not be interested in playing out.
- Others go to random.org and role 1-3 for a type of fail, then 1-10 for specifics or make up your own.
- Respect others.
- Have fun!

( options )

Taken from this post on

bakerstreet

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31 January 2015 @ 02:36 pm

First Date

First Date

It hurts when you pluck unruly hair with tweezers. The cheap aftershave stings. This dress isn't comfortable. But it's going to be worth it, because this is your first date! Your first date ever.

...you do know you're going on a date, right? This isn't something your confused and unsure about or has been sprung on you in disguise?

Never mind, there are more important questions here. Is your date someone you just met and asked out, or they a longtime friend and acquaintance? Where are you going to take them? Dinner and a movie, pizza, the junkyard, an underground fight club, or a feast or ball because you're in the olden days?

Above all else - you're going to get that good night kiss, aren't you?

How to Play

Comment with your character, preferences, and information about what your character would do for a first ever date. So, basically, how formal vs. how casual and where they'd take their date!
Reply to others.
Thread. This meme can be shippy, serious, or silly. Whatever you'd like.

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31 January 2015 @ 06:33 pm

the smut picture prompt meme

SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR NSFW/SMUT PROMPTS INSTEAD

i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER

ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)

iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY AND NSFW.

link to an image: embed an image: control width and height:

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31 January 2015 @ 10:11 pm

Utterly Smitten

UTTERLY SMITTEN meme

Because sometimes, you want to play out goofy, absolutely adorable adoration no matter your character.

You don't have a crush. You're not in love. But you wish you had either of those things, because they're the lesser of all evils. Instead, you have it oh so bad. You're smitten, kitten. Why, every little thing this special person does is magic! Their looks, their personality, their smile - or lack thereof - are the most beautiful you've ever seen. And maybe they're even nice to you when you totally don't deserve it! Whether your acquaintances would describe you as "soft-hearted" or "hard-ass pain in my ass," there's hardly been one as taken as you. Just looking at them makes you weak at the knees, and you think those butterflies in your stomach may be staging a revolt.

Damn it, it's disgusting.

No matter if you're a grown-ass adult or a school kid, you'll feel...uhm, like a school kid. Of course, you probably shouldn't pull any pigtails. Instead, put those conflicting emotions to good use. Admire your object of affection from afar. Hang out with them as much as you can. Be awkward as only you can. Enjoy being in their presence or being close to them because afhhdhflfh they're so pretty and so aaaaahh you're ensnared. Be super nice to them. Dote on them because they're so darn cute. Fulfilling their every whim will get you in good!

Or be a terrible tsundere, as that's all some of you assholes know how to do. Eventually, you'll get over your denial and realize, grizzled warrior-king or megalomaniacal god or bitchy brat you are, you're feeling flushed.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, preference, and what role you'd like to play.
Cutesy, emotional, kind, or young characters might get smitten easily. But part of the fun is seeing completely stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters get silly quickened heart beats. Of course, said stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters getting crushed on is just as funny.
RNG for a prompt or just go nuts.

POSITION

Smitten: Be cool, be cool - oh god they're so precious you're going to vomit.
Smitten...On?: You're the one who's cast a spell, willing or unwittingly.

SITUATION

Not Together...Yet: Is senpai going to notice you?
Together: Aren't you so lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend or girlfriend or friendfriend?
Never: A forbidden love, you can never be together, GET THIS ANGST SHIT OUT OF HERE.

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