sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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the way to a viking's dick is through his belly

[icy]

i made you dinner

i cooked

i ordered chinese

i called for takeout i'm a massive liar. it's in our bed right now, does this turn you on ;*

[flightsuit]

And here I was looking forward to a home cooked meal. Will you at least be providing a personal dessert of your own?

[icy]

i call it The Snowcone because you have to suck the goodness out

question: would you like sprinkles or chocolate sauce on it?

[flightsuit]

Sprinkles will get incredibly messy. Chocolate's a lot easier to lick up.

[icy]

a wise decision, the snowcone salutes you right now

[flightsuit]

Isn't it a little too soon for a salute? I don't want it melting before I get home.

[icy]

it can melt and make a comeback (haha) for wygb, babe, don't cry

[flightsuit]

Not very fair that I don't get a sample taste of it this round.

[icy]

you can appreciate this snapchat tho

[flightsuit]

Don't go sending me things that I can only appreciate for five seconds. :(

[icy]

five? >:\

[flightsuit]

Well, it's gone now. Not that I can look at it for long in public anyway.

[icy]

HAH you're such a FAKE PRUDE, i love it

[flightsuit]

What do you mean fake prude!?

[icy]

you in public: 'oh i am in vapors A DICK A PEEN I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS hold me while i faint~!'

you in private: 'gods above i need to GARGLE A COCK RIGHT THIS SECOND why aren't you HARD ALREADY this is BULLSHIT'

f a k e

PRUDE

[flightsuit]

Okay, I would never use the word "gargle".

[But everything else is totally true.]

[icy]

but you ARE pushy! just look at the picture, no one else cares

[flightsuit]

Yes, because I like showing off my boyfriend's dick to the rest of the world.

[icy]

ahw, is that some jealousy i read

[flightsuit]

Would -you- show off mine if I sent you a picture!?

[icy]

????? yes? 'look at this thing it's fucking AMAZING, this is going in me tonight can you even believe it ma'am'

[flightsuit]

You wouldn't. [Would you? omggg]

[icy]

yenno, i was going to send you porn/sexts but i see now the error of my ways

you might implode

[flightsuit]

[ :((( ]

It's not like you make my life easy when you get me hard in public, you know.

[icy]

am i here to make your life easy or to make you happy? w/e, noted for the future