bakerstreet | sexting

sexting

the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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but you ARE pushy! just look at the picture, no one else cares

Yes, because I like showing off my boyfriend's dick to the rest of the world.

ahw, is that some jealousy i read

Would -you- show off mine if I sent you a picture!?

????? yes? 'look at this thing it's fucking AMAZING, this is going in me tonight can you even believe it ma'am'

You wouldn't. [Would you? omggg]

yenno, i was going to send you porn/sexts but i see now the error of my ways

you might implode

[ :((( ]

It's not like you make my life easy when you get me hard in public, you know.

am i here to make your life easy or to make you happy? w/e, noted for the future

Happy. Always. Porn or sexting or not. Always.

i'm eating noodles smiling, naked, half-hard as i text you from bed, i feel the need to remind you of this

It's a very nice, very appreciated reminder, I guarantee that.

where are you anyway, nowhere takes this long to get to

Walking home now. I was actually doing work. As much as I'd love to, I can't always immediately come running as soon as you start talking about being naked in bed.