Walker
31 August 2014 @ 12:03 am
Comments, corrections, suggestions, questions welcome. All comments screened.

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31 August 2014 @ 09:29 am

THE IMPROVED HENTAI TROPES MEME

The rules are simple.

1. Post an empty tag. Put your character, canon, and preferences in the subject line/body
2. The person replying to you will maybe use the RNG to find out what you'll be doing. Prompts can be combined indefinitely. Images are linked in each prompt to help visualize each particular fetish/trope.
3. Enjoy your shameless flavored smut.

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cockhops
31 August 2014 @ 09:39 am



The person you love is in trouble! They could be in danger or perhaps even captured, but no matter what, no one can keep you away from them for long. Be careful, though, and don't lose your head and make foolish mistakes out of passion. Remember, your loved one will be counting on you, and that may include for more than just being saved. Rescuing is a long process.

OR


Your rescuer (or your rescued, as the case may be) isn't someone you've met before; they could be doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, for a mission, or even completely selfishly, as you'll be valuable to them. Still, they've come to free you from your prison or your most perilous of situations. While this is happening, it may be easy for emotions to run high...and feelings to burst from behind the scenes. As you ideally work together to get to safety and avoid getting caught while participating in deadly chases, you realize something problematic: you're falling for the person you've rescued or the person who rescued you.

OR


Somebody saved your hide from certain destruction - problem is, you have no idea who they are! In your mind, however, you've started to get all kinds of ideas about them. What are they like? Well, surely they have to be this way or that way. They're most likely a saint! Oh, it's as if your heart is aflutter when you think of them. You'll stop at nothing to find out where they are. But once you do, can the real them ever live up to what you imagined?

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Mention if your character is more likely to be the rescuer or the rescued.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use one of the scenarios above or choose your own.
 
 
Memes that Aren't Convoluted
31 August 2014 @ 09:45 am
"You are Mine" Meme


You want them, and you've wanted them forever. But more than that, you want them to be yours and yours alone. Call it possessive, and it is, but it's also just a flair of protectiveness. You could want them to be yours in a romantic, fluffy way, a BDSM way, or an obsessive, unhealthy way. Maybe you don't even know why you want them yourself, leaving you puzzled and flustered. All of this could even be a spur-of-the-moment realization! Whatever the specifics are, this desire is now out in the open and you're going to act on it.

How will you do it? Will you blow their mind with sex? Is honesty the best policy, or maybe you'll give them words of love and affection? If you're more sinister and obsessed, less socialized, you may do something nefarious!

In the end, will your methods work? Your partner may be amused or not so keen on the idea...or they could have wanted to be yours all along!

  • Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and any pertinent information that will color how the thread will go. Mention what themes or moods you prefer to play.
  • Reply to others.
  • Be cool and respectful.
 
 
31 August 2014 @ 10:59 am

The Brother OR Sister Complex Meme

There's nothing wrong with being close to your sibling. Of course, there's always pairs who don't get along, who let the fights blow up so fast and so badly that there can never be repairing. But the two of you aren't like that at all. You may get along perfectly or squabble like cats and dogs, yet in the end, you're always there for each other. In fact, for most of your lives, you only really had each other. You have a right to be close! It's completely natural for you to not want to lose them, especially to someone else. Maybe you could be a little jealous...

...all right, or it could be that your relationship is a bit too close and too strange for normal siblings...

  • Comment with your character, canon, and preferences.
  • Feel free to AU sibling relationships or have adopted/siblings by marriage.
  • What do you want to play? Just abnormal tension or an outright relationship? Angsty? Unhealthy? Unrealistically fluffy? Are you okay with smut?
  • Reply to others!

 
 
31 August 2014 @ 02:12 pm
The Love Like the Movies Meme



The fun thing about movies is that there are so many options, nearly something for everyone. Action, adventure, comedy, tragedy, whatever your taste, you'll probably find something at the cinema. One of the most popular genres, of course, is romance. But don't think it's just chick flicks: a lot of movies have love in them, and those relationships presented can be as varied as the films themselves.

In this meme, you'll get a chance to play out some of the scenarios made popular in films. Some are directly inspired by certain movies, others by common tropes. So grab your popcorn and your chocolate and getting ready for some lovin', Hollywood style!

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character and preferences.
- Others will comment to you, rolling the RNG to determine the prompt.
- Comment to others doing the same.

1. Childhood Friends (Just Friends, etc): You were friends as kids, but you never noticed how much this person means to you until you're grown up. That, or they got really, really hot.

2. Beauty & the Beast (what do you think?): One of you has a charmed life and is beautiful, and the other is ugly- physically or otherwise- or has something else about them (a tragic past, a curse, etc) that society deems you as "broken" for.

3. Beauty & the Geek (The Breakfast Club, every John Hughes movie ever, etc): Maybe this is a high school AU, or maybe it's not. Whatever the case may be, one of you is hot, popular, and athletic, and the other is...not so much. Still, there's something here. Will both of you be willing to look outside your clique and bear the ridicule in order to be together?

4. The Tearjerker (Love Story, a ton of Nicholas Spark movies): The two of you are falling in love, and your relationship is perfect. Or it is until one of you finds out you're dying, whether it be of illness or other causes! Or maybe not dying, just leaving forever. Who knows, whatever the reason, the two of you won't be able to be together forever. What will you do? Break up to ease the pain, or continue on until the last moments?

5. I was Enchanted to Meet You/Fairy Tale Love (Enchanted, etc): Though it may be awkward at first, your relationship is straight out of a fairy tale! Sugary sweet with lots of slow realizations and cute scenarios; singing animals are optional. This kind of love (and the right princess, of course) can even make the most stoic of men melt. How does she know you love her?

6. It Was Just Sex (No Strings Attached, Zack & Miri Make a Porno, etc): You both agreed it was supposed to be just sex. Friends with benefits, that's it. Well, about that. One of you wants to be more than just friends. That won't mess things up, will it?

7. The Hookup Gone Wrong (Knocked Up, etc): You got somebody pregnant, they accidentally imprinted on you, you went through a mating-for-life ritual without noticing it, whatever you crazy kids do these days. Now you're stuck with someone, may as well learn to tolerate them. If you're lucky, tolerance can grow into fondness, and then...

8. As You Wish/The Princess and her Stable Boy (Princess Bride, etc): This person may be beneath you, but whatever the case, you've always taken them for granted. Will you see their love before it's too late...like something bad happening?


prompts 9-23 under the cut )
 
 
31 August 2014 @ 02:35 pm



In most cultures, sex is a hallowed, intimate act that is supposed to be kept between two individuals in a private setting, not for the eyes of interlopers. But even outside of that, there are reason you'd want to keep you sexual activities a secret: your age, the fact that one or both of you are committed to others, your orientation not being common knowledge, the relationship itself being taboo or forbidden in some way, or the place you're having intercourse being one that is NOT suited for that sort of activity...like a public spot or a friend's home.

Despite better judgement and in spite of all the danger, though, today you're having sex in a place or in a scenario where their is a high risk of being caught.

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character and preferences.
- Others will comment to you.
- Why are your characters smutting it up? It's up to you, but here are some ideas:
+ They're so in love they can't keep their hands off of each other, no matter where they may be...or who may be around.
+ The random desire strikes.
+ This is the only chance to have sex they've got.
+ If they're cheating, perhaps there's a streak of cruelty to stick it to who they're cheating on by doing it so boldly.
+ One partner wants to potentially humiliate the other, OR torture an enemy who is close to/a significant other of their partner.
+ The danger of maybe being caught - or quite very likely being caught - is a thrill and a kink.

 
 
ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ.
31 August 2014 @ 09:48 pm

you know what's fantastic? cupcakes. cupcakes are fucking incredible. are you upset, friend? did your cat get sick? have a cupcake. is your bff trying to take over the world with an evil corporation? have a cupcake. did your planet get destroyed by a psychotic alien and are all your friends dead? sit down, motherfucker, have a cupcake on me. shit, did you not want a pink one? that's okay, there are ten thousand of those rainbow assholes right behind you. no, they aren't magical. no, they aren't drugged. you know why? because cupcakes are already the best they can be. like you. NO, I'M NOT REALLY HERE, DON'T ASK STUPIDASS QUESTIONS. THERE ARE JUST CUPCAKES. EVERYWHERE.

YOU ARE A SPECIAL PERSON. YOUR HAIR GAME IS STRONG. WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA WITH THAT CUPCAKE? RIDE THE FUCKING WIND, CHAMP, IT'S YOUR DAY. HAVE SOME SPRINKLES.

the nick fury CUPCAKE SHARE meme

• name & series in the header.
• HAVE A CUPCAKE. HAVE TWO. SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. no rules, just be excellent to each other.