02 August 2014 @ 12:05 am
"you're my weakness" meme
A SHIPPING MEME

You're a strong person, perhaps physically, perhaps mentally, perhaps both. You're brave. A steel rod of a backbone means you face your enemies with little hesitation, doing the job no one else wants to do. That kind of intestinal fortitude is commendable. You have a purpose. You have a mission. There is something about you that people want.

And you have a weakness.

Maybe nobody knows it or maybe everyone knows it, but your weakness is the person you're in love with. Yes, in love. Someone like you can be in love, whether you've admitted it to yourself or not...or to them. More than anything, you want to be with them and keep them safe from harm. Sometimes, you just can't. It's more dangerous around you than with you.

Whether you're together or not, you should hope that no one with an axe to grind with you knows that this person is your blind spot...

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, whether you're open to smut or no, etc.
  • Be sure to mention if you'd prefer to play the one with the weakness or the "weak spot."
  • Reply to others.
  • Use the RNG or not.

PROMPTS )
 
 
02 August 2014 @ 09:26 am
The Fertility Double Feature Post
Impregnation & Lactation
 
 
02 August 2014 @ 11:08 am

The Brother OR Sister Complex Meme

There's nothing wrong with being close to your sibling. Of course, there's always pairs who don't get along, who let the fights blow up so fast and so badly that there can never be repairing. But the two of you aren't like that at all. You may get along perfectly or squabble like cats and dogs, yet in the end, you're always there for each other. In fact, for most of your lives, you only really had each other. You have a right to be close! It's completely natural for you to not want to lose them, especially to someone else. Maybe you could be a little jealous...

...all right, or it could be that your relationship is a bit too close and too strange for normal siblings...

  • Comment with your character, canon, and preferences.
  • Feel free to AU sibling relationships or have adopted/siblings by marriage.
  • What do you want to play? Just abnormal tension or an outright relationship? Angsty? Unhealthy? Unrealistically fluffy? Are you okay with smut?
  • Reply to others!

 
 
02 August 2014 @ 11:32 am
Hug Meme: Classic Version

Post with your character, canon, and any notes/preferences. (If it is normally impossible for your character to give or receive hugs, like if they don't have limbs or are incorporeal, be sure to tell us whatever you're changing for them to participate.)

Tag other people; either roll a number from 1 to 8 or pick a hug, and give them that hug.

Get tagged.

Enjoy the aftermath!

Free Hugs )
 
 
02 August 2014 @ 02:18 pm
the stupid first crush meme


Love and shipping memes are nice, but sometimes, they take themselves waaaay too seriously. You know what's just as fun? Playing first loves and first silly, silly crushes. Usually relegated to the young, but not always (after all, there are plenty of people who are young at heart or stunted), these little affairs may not last forever yet nothing beats them in enthusiasm. It's cute, it's exciting, it's hormonal -

It's probably embarrassing! But really super cute, okay.

How to Play
[ Comment with your character and preferences. There are no age limits on this, but if you want to age your character down, that's fine. ]
[ Reply to others, using the RNG to determine your fate. ]
[ Feel free to be as serious or as self-aware as you'd like. ]
prompts )
 
 
02 August 2014 @ 02:32 pm
THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME


Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play 
  • Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
  • Comment to others.
  • Play out domestic sex.
  • "But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.




Prompts under cut )

 
 
The Meme Maid
02 August 2014 @ 03:13 pm
Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?


- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

trigger warning )
 
 
50% fluffy shipping, 50% batshit insanity
02 August 2014 @ 07:13 pm

The LEAP THROUGH TIME Shipping Meme


You're in love. If you came to that conclusion easily or kicking and screaming, it all leads to the same point. You're head over heels, so shouldn't the rest of what you need to do be obvious? They return your feelings, check. The relationship could be wonderful, check. Why not take that final leap and commit?

There's one problem. A big one, actually, one that could throw everything into a tailspin. You're not from the same time as them, maybe not even the same world or timeline. Meeting the person you've come to care so much about has all been a fluke, as you were thrown into their lives by some kind of temporal accident and you've always intended to go back home. You still intend to find a way back.

Don't you?

You can't get comfortable here. You don't belong in this time. Whether your present is their far future or you're from the past, it isn't right. And who knows what damage you could cause?

Still, you're in love, and the consequences of your actions aren't exactly at your highest priority, or they're quickly falling from that peak. The ramifications may get even hazier if, say, you know the fate of the person you've developed feelings for, whether through personal experience or public knowledge. It would be extremely tempting to try and save them, wouldn't it? But you can't. You shouldn't.

You don't belong here. You have to find your way back.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and preferences. You may also want to include where and when your character is from and give a short blurb about it.
  • Tag other characters.
  • Feel free to play anything that falls under this umbrella. Maybe your character has just found themselves in a new time, or they're having loving ~emotions~ towards this person they've met, there's a culture clash, there's seriousness about how they need to get home, there's fun, or anything else. Possibly, you could even play the tearful moment when they're leaving - or the joyful when they've decided to leave their time and come back to be with their lover!
 
 
unfinishedsock
02 August 2014 @ 07:50 pm

the mystic cult meme.

Some have called them a cult, others a lecherous brood of heathens- but only those initiated into the Society know the truth. A secretive pagan sect, they gather to their midnight masses in lush, decadent chantries and temples to celebrate their faith the only way that matters: sexually.

Through the years, the Society have devoted themselves to worshiping their mass of gods and goddess through a wide variety of sexual ceremonies and rituals that represent a kind of organised chaos, structured hierarchically but open to any and all kinds of practises. Costumes, body-painting, instruments and drama are all part and parcel of Society life. Supposedly, this communion is not one-sided, either; in return it is whispered that their gods generously reward those who please them with wealth, power and, most notoriously of all, dark magic.

So who do you follow? There are enough deities to choose, after all: there's Invictus, insatiable god-king and personification of power; his surehearted bride Cybelle, mother, lover and nature queen all in one; the delicate nymph goddess Narcissa, guardian of love and romance; her wild-hearted brother Hypnato, cloven-hoofed lord of the hunt; Febricia, the winged, armored goddess of war and heated love; even the eternal cuckold Terminus, the many-horned keeper of secret and forbidden passions. Those these compose the main pantheon, there are said to be many, many more minor deities, all admired and loved.

What will you ask them for?


 
 
memeliscious
02 August 2014 @ 07:56 pm

the "WE'RE HAVING A BABY" meme


Nature is no respecter of persons, my friends. Whether it be childhood friends, newlyweds, or one-night stands, a single decision or accident can change everything, and there will be three people instead of just two.

Congratulations! The characters in these threads and those who reply to them are now expecting babies, no matter what their unique situation may be. Of course, depending on the characters, this might go over like a lead balloon. But wait! Even if the decision to have a baby was made and was consensual, the process is no walk in the park. There is lots to do...and only nine months to do it. Nine potentially drama-filled months.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
  • Not all options here are fluffy and happy. Some are potentially angsty or possibly triggering. Tread lightly. Be sure to mention what you want and what you don't want.
  • Reply to others.
  • For this, male characters can get pregnant because why not.


PROMPTS


  • How'd It Happen: What led up to this event? How are you in this situation?

  • Realization: There's a wrench in the works...or maybe it was expected, but you're just realizing you're pregnant.

  • Positive Reaction: Yes, after all this time and planning! You're finally ready for a family.

  • Negative Reaction: Oh, no. This is terrible. You're in no position to take care of a child!

  • Freak Outs: But...how? You're a human, she's an alien, how -

  • Deciding What to Do: If this wasn't planned, there needs to be a plan of action now.

  • Keep it Secret: You're attempting to keep your pregnancy a secret from your partner. This is only a bandaid for the bigger problem.

  • Telling Others: The other people in you two's life have to know at some point.

  • Drama: No one wanted you to have a kid and the anger is palpable.

  • Morning Sickness and More: Everything hurts and the mornings are hell.

  • Learning: If you're in a technologically advanced society, you may get to see an ultrasound. Otherwise, there are folk remedies that can be tried.

  • Manipulation: One of you is using the prospect of a child to bend the other to their will and make them stay.

  • My Body is a Cage: The person carrying the baby is having a decent amount of discomfort, mentally and physically.

  • Showing: It's a secret no longer with an expanding stomach.

  • Support: The partner who isn't carrying the child should do their best to be there and help out...

  • Overprotective: ...but to a degree. Don't act like the partner carrying the child is made of paper.

  • Getting Ready: The house or apartment or castle has to be babyproof.

  • Heart to Heart: It's time to talk about the big changes before the happen. Where do the two of you stand?

  • It's Happening: THE BABY IS COMING.

  • Rough Going: Childbirth is still a dangerous affair and there's no smooth sailing for you. So pace if you're lucky, scream in the bed if you're not.

  • Bad End: Not all new beginnings last. Sometimes, they become unhappy endings.

  • Coming Home: Finally, parents and baby get to settle down.

  • Getting Used to This: Well, maybe settle down. There's still crying in the night, feedings to do, diapers to change...
 
 
James T. Kirk
02 August 2014 @ 09:00 pm

Let's be bad guys


Some days just scream for mayhem, mischief and general badness. Today is that day. Everyone gets to enjoy the perks of being the ‘bad guy’ and indulge in some bad behavior with your partner in crime. Here’s the drill:


1. Comment and indicate your character’s name, fandom and who you're open to (i.e-OTA, Canon mates only, etc).
2. Pick another character to comment to and using RNG, pick a bad behavior for you two to indulge.
3. Have fun!


WARNING: This meme has the potential to be dark should writers take that way. Remember, it’s about being bad so that means there could be murder, assault, general violence, smut, swearing and possibly even puppy kicking. Okay, not the last one (seriously, animals are adorable please don’t kick them) but definitely the former and more so consider yourself warned.


1: Armed robbery – Your pocket is feeling a little light so it’s time to get a withdrawal from your local 7-11 or liquor store or bank or whatever. Of course, all great heists are done in pairs so it’s time for some teamwork!

2: Shoplifting – Time to indulge in a five finger discount and naturally you’re going to need to someone to be your lookout, right? Whether they want to be or not because someone’s got to keep the shop clerk busy.

3: Street brawl – You want to fight and you don’t care with whom. Pick a fight with a random passerby, the person who looks at you funny or even your partner if you’re so inclined. Just don’t be surprised when the cops drop by to break it up.

4: Con job – The perfect con isn’t just a criminal act, it’s an art form. Be smooth, be slick and together you two might just manage to pull this off. Or maybe you won’t but either way it’ll be fun finding out.

5: Homicide – Maybe there’s someone you want out of your life but you need help bumping them off. Maybe it was an accident that left you two dealing with a dead body. Maybe you’re hit men/women for hire. The point is someone’s going to die thanks to you and your partner.

6: Car theft – Nothing like a joy ride to spruce up a boring night so take your partner out for a high speed chase. Will you get arrested? Or get away from the cops? Or pull a Thelma and Louise?

7: Break and enter – Are you a creepy thief breaking into some poor person’s house? Or a international art thief breaking into a highly guarded mansion? Or maybe you’re just some punk kids breaking into an abandoned house for shits and giggles? The choice is yours!

8: World domination – Screw this petty criminal shit, you like to go big or go home and what’s bigger than world domination? Channel your inner Dr. Evil and set about crushing the world governments under your thumb. Of course, world domination is easy said than done.

9: Choose your own adventure – Make up a criminal act of your own or pick something from the list!
 
 
 
02 August 2014 @ 10:41 pm
The Fluffy Smut Meme


Smut can be fun to play, but a lot of times, you want something more. You want to play the connections between people, not just the "wham bam thank you m'am" aspect. Foreplay is fun, and relationships even more so. When feelings are involved, sex can be taken to a completely new level.

This meme is for people who want a little love in their smut or something tooth-rottingly cute to play.

How to Play
  • Comment with your character, preferences, etc.
  • Comment to others, using the RNG to pick your prompt. Or do things the old fashioned way and pick your own.
  • Play!
    PROMPTS )
 
 
estivates
02 August 2014 @ 11:18 pm


it's quiet
and the snow's beautiful tonighta winter open meme


snowfall;

stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white.
stage ii; very light and intermittent.
stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods.
stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall.
stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it.

scenarios;


① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on.

② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do?

③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all.

④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!!

⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket.

⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips.

⑦ mix and match, or make up your own.



- from krystaliske @ memebells