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24 July 2014 @ 09:51 am

If I Can't Love Her
love will break the curse meme


You're cursed. Whether it's metaphorical, a destroyed life that has brought you to bitterness, or quite literal, there seems to be no escape. Keyword, of course, is seems. There actually is a way to break it, and as cliche as it sounds, it's simple: true love. You must be loved selflessly and love selflessly in return. This could shatter the hold on you or cure the darkness of your heart. If you know this or not, it doesn't matter, anyway. You could never love someone.

And, more importantly, no one could ever love you. You're a beast, regardless of if your face matches your soul.

Yet just when you'd given up, someone comes into your life and turns it upside down. Though things may be rocky at first, you realize soon enough that there's something there that wasn't there before. Your walls begin to come down and your heart begins to soften.

Still, is this wise? Do they really love you the way you love them, or will you get hurt once again? Will their affection be enough to break the curse...and can you let them go once you've found them?

  • Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and whether or not they're the "beauty" or the "beast." Magic and curses need not actually be involved.
  • Reply to others.
  • Have fun and keep an eye out for future Disney-inspired shipping and smut memes.
 
 
daddy/girl, daddy/boy.
an age difference meme


The further you are from that magical age, the more adulthood seems like a far-off, idyllic fantasy land. When you're an adult, no one can tell you what to do. You're on your own, you can do whatever you like, and there's absolutely nothing to answer for. At least, that's how it seems. But the grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it? As an adult, your eyes are opened. You're on your own, yes, but you cannot do whatever you'd like and there's everything to answer for. And you're alone in this world.

But perhaps you're not there yet. Perhaps you're caught up somewhere between adult and child. The existential crisis of age is beginning to dawn upon you, yet there's something in you that is still enchanted by adulthood. So it's natural that, as your sexual interests grow, you'll be interested in someone that can give you what your young peers cannot. As you've gotten older and wiser, you've learned you don't have all the answers, though you'll never admit that. Isn't it better to learn from the best and those more experienced? Yet there's still some brattiness left in you, and what could be better to stick it to authority than by being in control of somebody older than you, who should be in charge of you? You have them wrapped around your finger and that's intoxicating. Of course, letting someone else be in charge is all right; it may have to be, unless you want them to punish you.

What if you're not the younger one in this equation, though? You're the adult. How do you view your relationship with your youthful lover? It has to be just romantic...there's nothing parental about it, right? If there is or isn't, do you feel guilt? Perverse glee?

Don't become too worked up yet. This could all be a game, a kink between two of age lovers. Though society wouldn't look all too kindly on that, either...

HOW TO PLAY
-Comment with your character. Put your preferences and all that good stuff. Mention if you'd prefer the real thing or just a "roleplay" kink.
-Obviously, women are welcome to be the older party, too. Daddy just sounds better.
-Reply to others. Enjoy your depravity.
 
 
24 July 2014 @ 11:59 am
THE CAPTIVITY MEME



You've been captured -- or maybe you've been held captive for a while now. Whatever the case, you've lost your freedom, and there's a specific person responsible for that. You might be a prisoner, a mental patient, a kidnap victim, or someone's pet. Maybe you're there willingly, or maybe the choice has been taken away from you completely.

Both smut and non-smut scenarios are possible. If you don't want to play smut, please indicate so in the title line of your tag.


1. Leave a tag with your character. Be sure to include any limits on what you are willing to play, as this meme has the potential to be triggering.

2. Someone else tags in and uses RNG to generate a number between 1 and 9. The second character is holding the first character captive now.

3. ???

4. Profit!


Scenarios )

Taken from here.
 
 
funwithscience
24 July 2014 @ 01:28 pm


The Sexy Professionals Meme


In a world much like ours (but sexier), banging during working hours is as acceptable as water cooler chatter. Blowjobs are excellent customer service, tips don't necessarily go in the tip jar, corporate mergers end in sexual mergers, and porn movies are slice-of-life documentaries with bad dialogue. What you do off the clock is your business but what you do on the clock is...just good business.

Instructions:
1. Post name, fandom, kinks, and whatever job(s) your character might have in this Brave Sexy World.
2. Tag in with your own professional sexyperson.
3. Get to work!

Options:

1. Sexy Police Officer: What is your perp willing to do to get out of that speeding ticket? Otherwise it might be time for a strip search.

2. Sexy Servant: Gardener, pool boy, maid, babysitter. You just want to keep your boss happy, even if it means performing a few extra services.

3. Sexy Salesperson: You really, really need to make your sales quota for a month. How can you possibly convince your target that your product will bring them unresistable pleasure?

4. Sexy Lawyer: You're determined to win this court case at any cost--you just need to get your hands on those legal briefs first.

5. Sexy Deliveryperson: One of the classics. You came here to deliver pizza or a tasteful fruit arrangement, but your customer has another way of paying you.

6. Sexy Librarian/Teacher: You're a firm advocate of education and order, but once you take those thick-rimmed glasses off it's a whole different story.

7. Sexy Scientist: You're just here to do some rigorous experimentation. That's why you've got so little on under your lab coat.

8. Sexy Medical Professional: You need to give your patient a proper check-up, which means you'll have to be very thorough about inspecting their body.

9. Sexy Athlete: Combine teambuilding exercises and cardio with some good old-fashioned locker room bonding, then bask in the adoration of your fans.

10. Sexy Businessperson: You're a CEO making artful pitches to your investors, or an office drone trying to liven up a dull work day. Top or bottom, everyone has a role to play in making a company successful.

11. Sexy Wildcard: Find your own way of being professional!
 
 
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24 July 2014 @ 03:53 pm

the affectionate physical contact meme

 

you love spending time with your significant other. but sometimes, just "spending time" with him/her isn't enough. you need to have your hands on each other every now and then.

➝ post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.

➝ tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.

➝ roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want!


one; hugging.
 you just want to give your loved one a warm embrace. be it out of happiness, to comfort them while they're down, or just to give them something warm to latch onto, you just want to wrap your arms around them.


two; kissing.
 whether it's a peck on the cheek or a deep kiss, a kiss good-bye or a romantic kiss, you find yourself compelled to kiss the other person! be as tender or as passionate as you so choose.

three; holding hands.
 it's a simple gesture, really -- to reach out and take someone's hand. but that one simple gesture can convey any number of sentiments. what the sentiment is, is up to you, but you find yourself reaching out to take your significant other's hand.


four; carrying.
 is your loved one hurt and needs a lift? do they want a piggyback ride? or do you just want to spare them the effort of walking? whatever the reason, you're now itching to pick up your partner and carry them to their destination.


five; i love you.
 you've said it before or maybe you haven't but now you have to say it again or for the first time.


six; dancing.
 kick up the music, because it's time to dance! but no lone dancing allowed -- you need to have a partner! you can do whatever dance strikes your fancy. personally, i recommend the slow dance, but you can do whatever you want!


seven; massaging.
 did your significant other have a rough day? did they get hurt? or do you just feel like doing something really nice for them? whatever it is, you're giving them a nice massage now. they'll feel wonderful in no time!


eight; flirting.
 the easiest way to break the ice or maybe you're just an overly flirty person.


nine; cuddling.
 sometimes there's just no better feeling than curling up next to each other on a warm sofa. hold each other, lie next to each other, fall asleep on each other -- it's all good here.


ten; wild card!
 reroll, pick an option, or come up with something else!

 
 
Momiji Binbouda
24 July 2014 @ 10:30 pm
  D R E A M S ☁ M E M E




Dreams are difficult enough to understand. They range from embarrassing, to frightening, to thought-provoking, to just plain nonsensical. You may find yourself wondering what that was all about, or trying to forget about it as quickly as you can. It may be close enough to reality to confuse you, or dream logic may prevail. Whatever the case, the world of dreams is a way to delve into your psyche and deal with what happened to you that day, your fears, and whatever's on your mind.

Except... what's that person doing there? This isn't their dream.

How It Works:
☁ Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject.
☁ Others respond to your character.
☁ Roll the RNG 1-8 for your situation, from the list below. That's the type of dream your character is having. Or, just pick the one you like the best.
☁ The replier has found themselves in your character's dream, able to interact freely.
☁ Have fun!

Prompts )
 
 


That sure was a hell of a nights sleep. You wake up, feeling well rested (or not if you have insomnia or some shit). You think about breakfast, stretch and -- hey who's god damn leg is that because it's certainly not yours.

It seems you have a guest. How did they get there? Are they welcome? Is this a crazy random happenstance?

That's what the RNG is for. (Or picking your own. We don't care. We won't judge.)

Here's how to play, as if we haven't done these steps before.

1: Post with your character and preferences.
2: Find someone in the meme to tag.
3: Use the RNG to find your scenario!
4: Don't be a jerk. If someone doesn't want to go for you scenario, don't force it. And if you're unsure, PM the other player if you can.
5: Blank comments will not be removed.

Scenarios:

1: A wild party the night before! Is this even your bed? Is this even your house? What happened last night? STOP HOGGING THE BLANKETS!
2: Movie night! You fell asleep on the couch, curled up under a blanket. Hopefully, it was a good movie and hopefully whoever you fell asleep on won't mind at all.
3: One of you wasn't feeling well, the other was there to play nurse. Let's be honest, you were totally faking that headcold or whatever, weren't you? You sly, sly, son of a --
4: This is just how you two roll. It's your routine. You sleep together often, you wake up together often. Now snuggle, you don't have to be out of bed for a while.
5: Study date! Listen, the history of cheese is boring. It's not your fault if the two of you fell asleep while memorizing the different kinds of cheddar.
6: Make up your own!
 
 
24 July 2014 @ 11:14 pm
The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme


Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
  12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
  13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
  14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
  15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
  16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
  17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
  18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
  19. FREE SPACE
 
 
24 July 2014 @ 11:17 pm

soulmate meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂

type of au;
1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own

situation;
1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c: