MEMESAURUS REX
28 October 2012 @ 12:55 am
The Icons First Meme




The premise is pretty simple:

1) Go to post a comment.
2) Before you type anything, click the "Random icon" button.
3) This is now your icon. This is the expression your character has. This is what she is wearing. This is what he has in his mouth. This is what is happening.
3) Your tag must now be based on the icon.
4) Reply to others, always choosing a random icon first.
5) Let the hijinks occur!

Note: As the poster of this meme, I have no problems with porn icons, and in fact think they can add to instruction #5. Just give your threadmates a little warning for a happy and healthy meme-ing experience.
 
 
maged
28 October 2012 @ 11:00 am



Post here with muses you'd like to see around bakerstreet/for museboxing and possible plottings you'd like to do! Feel free to post anon if you're shy!

→ POST (SPECIFY CHARACTER/SERIES YOU WANNA SEE/PLOTS YOU WANT)
→ HOPEFULLY ENABLE
→ PLAY

[ taken from previous entries and slightly edited ]
 
 
memesrus
The Everybody Tags Everybody With A Vengeance! Meme


[How To]
1. Post as your character. (Please write down the name and canon/fandom of the character in the subject line, and also if they're canon, AU, crossover or OC, etc. Please also write down preferences, scenarios, etc)

2. Tag at least 3 to 5 other characters/threads, and more then that if possible. (If there're less then 3 characters in the meme, please tag all of them.) No. Seriously. DO THIS.

3. The characters who have been tagged are strongly encouraged to tag back at least once.


Taken from here and tweaked.

Cut for length )
 
 
Allen Walker
28 October 2012 @ 01:15 pm
Comments, suggestions, corrections welcome.

... )
 
 
sneezy.
28 October 2012 @ 04:34 pm
the hooker au meme.

CONTENT WARNING for prostitution, crime, dub- to non-con, kink.

to the meme! )
 
 
. memes .
28 October 2012 @ 05:40 pm
the broken meme.

You may once have been a great hero, or a modest regular person. But something has pushed you past the limit. There's simply no going back to who you used to be. To be seen now, your friends, your family, would they even recognize you? Your savior was too late. The pain was too much. The pleasure was too intense. You've been short-circuited.
scenes under cut )
 
 
lights afire
28 October 2012 @ 06:09 pm


THE KISSING GAME MEME


It's time to have some fun. It's time to loosen those lips and pucker up, baby. We're going to play a game. So get out your gloss, your breath mints, your sexy sexin' skillz, your charm, and whatever else you need to impress your new kissing partner. You might embarrass yourself, you might have fun, you might be mortified, you might be drunk, you might blush to the roots of your hair, you might get turned on, and you might even learn a few things. How will you know until you play?

RULES
→ Post a comment with your muse. Indicate the name, fandom and preference in the subject line.
→ Tag someone! Use the RNG and roll for a number between 1-14. The number you receive corresponds with one of the kissing games in the list below that you'll play out in the thread.
→ Let the kissing begin! ♥


1. ☾ SILENT MOVIE ☽

You have to watch a sexy movie with the volume on mute. During the entire movie you and your partner have to make the sound effects to fill in the silence whenever the on-screen couple start going at it. Moan, groan, whimper, curse... This could either turn out to be really awkward and have you avoiding eye contact for the rest of the night, hilarious and side-holdingly funny, or it could have you hot and bothered and squirming in your seat. There's only one main rule: You can't touch each other --not even an innocent brushing of elbows-- until the movie is over and the credits are rolling.

2. ☾ STARING CONTEST ☽
Does being stared at make you uncomfortable? Or does it turn you on? Can you see into the ~depths~ of your partner's soul? Kiss your partner with your eyes open for as long as you can to win this game. The first one to blink or stop the kiss loses, and has to doone favor (of the sexual variety or the casual variety) for the winner.

3. ☾ CAUGHT OFF GUARD ☽
Think of a word, any word! Except... well, no, not really. It should be a word your partner says at least a few times a day, but nothing too common that it's used in every sentence. Throughout your conversation, each time your partner says the word you're thinking of you have to surprise them with a kiss. Each kiss has to be more daring and more creative than the last until they catch on to what you're doing. Then again, after they catch on, they might not want you to stop!

4. ☾ SPELLING BEE ☽
It's time to show off your spelling skillz. With the tip of your tongue, spell a word on the top of your partner's mouth. If your partner gets it right they get to do whatever they want to you. If they get it wrong, you get to do whatever you want to them. Take turns spelling words with your tongue and have fun. It's guaranteed! Because both winning and losing gets you some sexin', and who would complain about that?

5. ☾ SUCH A TEASE (PUH-LEASE) ☽
The object of the game is to try to get your partner to kiss you. You can do anything to lure them to your lips, but you cannot kiss them first. They will do the same to you, and the person to last the longest without giving in wins. The winner earns a kiss, of course, and maybe some more.

6. ☾ STAR LIGHT, STAR FROZEN ☽

On a freezing cold night, go out onto the roof of your apartment and settle yourselves down on your backs five feet away from each other. Count the stars, admire the moon, and try not to get hypothermia. Which one of you is the most competitive? The most stubborn? Either way, one of you is going to give in eventually. So roll over, make like eskimos and warm up your chilly skin with some snuggles and nose nuzzling. Go on, get cozy. It's called body heat! >:3

7. ☾ YOU FLOAT MY BOAT ☽
Each of you gathers fifteen very small items. Fill a large bowl with water and set it between you. Then take turns putting your items into the bowl, one at a time. Each time one of your items sink, you must reveal a secret sexual fantasy or kink of yours that your partner doesn't know about. If it floats, you simply kiss each other. This goes on until all of your items (and your partner's) are in the water.

8. ☾ WE'RE NOT BLOWING ANYTHING, OKAY ☽
Put a piece of gum in your mouth and kiss your partner. The objective is to try to get the gum out of the other person's mouth while they're trying to keep it in. I don't know about you, but I've got a thing for the watermelon flavored kind, and my partner sure as hell isn't going to get any of it unless they try extremely hard.

9. ☾ STAMINA ☽
Douse the lights, slink into bed, and straddle your partner. Make out for two hours without stopping. Don't break mouth to mouth contact for the full one hundred and twenty minutes. It sounds simple, right? Well, maybe for some of you. But your mouth is definitely going to start getting tired. Trust me!

10. ☾ ROLL ME A SEX! UH, I MEAN, SIX! ☽

Take turns rolling a die. What the die lands on will determine the type of kiss you and your partner must perform. One is on the cheek (chaste and sweet), two is on lips (closed-mouthed and romantic), three is on the neck (sensual and hickey inducing!), four is a french kiss (hot and slow), five is making out (heavy and gropage ensuing!), six is Seven Minutes in Heaven (with or without the closet).

11. ☾ ICE, ICE, BABY ☽
Lay your partner down and place an ice cube on the center of their chest. Then have them gently sit up, allowing the ice cube to melt slightly as it slides down their stomach. Wherever it goes, you have to follow the icy trail with your hot mouth and tongue until the ice cube has melted completely. And, if you want, you can keep going. Your partner probably won't mind too much.

12. ☾ BURN, BABY, BURN ☽
Grab the hottest hot sauce you can find and put a splash of it on each of your tongues. If you can handle the heat, start making out. See who can last the longest without pulling away and running for a glass of water to cool that sizzlin' burn. It's going to literally be the hottest kiss of your life.

13. ☾ AGAIN WITH THE DICE ☽

Grab two dice and stick masking tape on all sides of both. On one die, write different body parts (ex: mouth, shoulder, ear, neck, back, thigh). On the second die, write different actions (ex: kiss, suck, lick, ravage, bite, nuzzle). Take turns rolling. When it lands, you complete the action shown to the body part shown. Sexiest game'a Yahtzee I ever played.

14. ☾ IN WHICH CLOTHES PINS ARE NOT FOR DOING LAUNDRY ☽
Put a clothes pin anywhere on your partner's clothes. You must then take it off with your mouth or teeth, or both. If you don't take it off on the first try or you drop it, they must kiss your partner wherever the clothes pin was on their body. And, c'mon, don't cheat and purposely fail.
 
 
sock journal
28 October 2012 @ 06:14 pm
THE SICK DAY MEME


RULES
Post with your character, name and fandom in the header.
They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want).
Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you).
Go from there!
 
 
The Meme Maid
28 October 2012 @ 06:32 pm
MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~
 
1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
Aprivate place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy
 
 
enabling

FRIENDSHIP MEME
( because love takes many forms. )





Friend;
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.
2. a person who gives assistance.
3. a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile.
4. a member of the same nation, party, etc.


Buddy, pal, amigo, friend, comrade, bro, homeslice, brother from another mother, sister from another mister. )