Maybe you were playing a board game or gambling down in Vegas? Or maybe you were rolling some dice in the bedroom hoping for some sexy instructions. Hell, maybe you just knocked some dice over. Either way, they've been rolled and the results are...a little on the strange side. From a little weird to all out wacky, that result shouldn't even be possible. These are some messed up dice.

-Character name, canon, and any preferences in the subject line.
-Please consider setting up a scenario for why the dice have been cast.
-No matter the reason, the dice have landed on something weird. Something that probably shouldn't even be possible like words popping up on standard dice.
-React to the strange roll or optionally have your characters be compelled to follow the orders.
-Enjoy.