i am jack's raging bile duct




( FIGHT CLUB MEME )


The first rule of fight club is — you don’t talk about fight club. 

The second rule of fight club is — you don’t talk about fight club. 

The third rule of fight club is — when someone says “stop” or goes limp, the fight is over. 

Fourth rule is — only two people to a fight. 

Fifth rule — one fight at a time. 

Sixth rule — no shirts, no shoes. 

Seventh rule — fights go on as long as they have to. 

And the eighth and final rule — if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

HOW THIS WORKS

In Fight Club, your canon or shipping preferences don't matter. Your name or the random number generator don't matter. Leave a prompt.
 
 
Mimi Márquez
THE DREAM MACHINE MEME
The unfortunate thing about dreams is that while they are spawned by our subconsciousness, they're also completely beyond our control. A person might have the same dream enough times to grow tired of it, yet never get to see that one dream they always wanted to see. It would be nice if there was a way around that, wouldn't it? Something like a list to choose from and a surefire way to see exactly what we have chosen?

Well, that's what the dream machine is for. For just one week, the Love Hotel offers an extension to its services by allowing you to pick whatever dream you want! Bring your partner along. The two of you are sure to enjoy this.

Disclaimer: this technology is experimental and still going through calibrations. There may be accidents where people may be drawn into dreams without their consent; if that happens, please do not panic. Consider approaching the experience as a pleasant surprise instead. In addition, the management takes no responsibility for the direction your dreams take. (You perverts.)
 
 
the woman with no name
21 May 2012 @ 02:21 pm
THE BAD ENDING MEME

You've chosen your path and it's led you to one of the worst possible ends. A bad ending you've averted in the past could be coming true after all, a possibility you've always feared could be happening now. It's game over.

 

bring it

post with your character, make sure to note their name and series in the subject.

taggers RNG it up.

tag other people with the number you rolled and play on. or skip the rolling and do what you have in mind!

have fun.

warning: possible triggers ahead )
 
 
bluh
the ACCIDENTAL EXTRADIMENSIONAL TOURIST meme



This meme was inspired by those who wanted more memes in which posters are required to make a start up post.

Have you ever wanted to travel to another planet? Another REALITY? Even if this is something that has never crossed your mind, It's about to happen. For reals. A giant wormhole has opened up beneath you and dropped you elsewhere. You have no choice in what world you're heading to, or even where you'll be landing. Luckily (or unluckily) you'll be dropped near to a resident of the world who will have no choice but to play your tour guide and help you get to know your new home.

How it works


1. Post with your character.  In the body include a little bit about where your character is, and what they are currently doing.  You can write as little, or as much as you want! Just a simple sentence saying something like [John Doe is sitting in his office at the paper company goofing off and playing call of duty while his boss isn't looking.] is fine, or you could go into more detail and write a paragraph or two describing a key place in your world's canon to really set the scene for incoming tourists.

Do not leave your initial comment blank! Set up a scene, no matter how short. 

This text in in bolded bright red so if you leave a blank comment everyone will quietly giggle at you behind you back since you didn't read the instructions.

2. Find someone else who's world you are invading and post dropping in on them.  Maybe you just opened a door and found yourself there, maybe you fell into a worm hole.  Either way you are not where you were a moment ago.

optional:
 The wormhole might have handily provided you with the means to blend in to your new environment.  If you find yourself hopping out into a school, you might be wearing an appropriate uniform, if you happen to fall out into a swords and sorcery type world you might find yourself sporting plate armor or wizard robes, and if you find yourself on an alien planet... well you might look just like the aliens who live there.

3. Remember that with this sort of meme it's probably best to tag outside of canonmates.  But, either way, have fun and try not to kill the tourists!
 
 
squigs
21 May 2012 @ 09:10 pm
 
Animal Transformation Meme



So everything is normal this morning. The sun is shining (or maybe it’s raining, or maybe it’s snowing, or maybe you’re in space), you’re in bed (or hammock, or cot, or pile of hay) and everything is good (or not). Except for one tiny thing.

You’re an animal.

Why are you an animal? How do you change back? Who knows! It’s an adventure, right?!

Instructions:

► Post your character with name, series, and what animal they are in the subject
► Tag by going to RNG and roll a number 1-8
► Roll with the scenario given and play it out.
► Have fun!

Scenarios under here )
 
 
21 May 2012 @ 10:06 pm
 

The Moment After Meme




You've seen The Morning After, and the Build-Up, and even the Mid-Fuck memes. But what about the moment after characters have done the deed? Do they cuddle or light up a cigarette? Go for seconds or reflect on what just happened? Hop into the shower to wash away their sins? Regret everything?

Well, we'll find out, won't we?



How it works: 

- Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject. Include any prefs or no-no's.
- A set-up isn't necessary but hey, if you want, go for it!
- Others respond to your character.
- Congrats! They just had sex.
- Have fun!
 
 
21 May 2012 @ 10:15 pm