19 March 2012 @ 08:32 am

The Parenting Meme

HOW IT WORKS:
Post with your characters, one per comment please.
Others tag your muse with a number choice. Either use the RNG or pick whichever you like. For optimum fun, be adventurous! Throw random characters at each other and see what fun shenanigans you can get up to.
Congratulations! Now you're parents. Hopefully you won't screw this up too much.
Have fun!

01.
You’ve just gotten the news, you’re pregnant. Time to tell your spouse. OR You’ve just gotten the news, you’re approved for adoption! Time to tell your spouse.
02. Oh my God, you’re in labor! OR Oh my God, time to meet your adoption prospect.
03. It’s the first night home with your new baby. Good luck.
04. Now you know why they call it the terrible twos. How are you and your spouse coping?
05. It’s your little one’s first day of school. You and your spouse are seeing them off.
06. Sitting in the stands for your kid’s big sports game. You two cheer as loud as you can!
07. The only thing worse than a two-year-old is a teenager. Time to discuss what's an appropriate punishment.
08. Hopefully you’ve got fresh batteries in your camera for prom pictures. Maybe your spouse remembered.
09. Your kid is off to college. You can’t believe the number of boxes you’ve got to fit in your car and carry to their dorm.
10. You’re older, wiser and probably going to cry at your kid's wedding. At least you two still have each other.
 
 
The Meme Maid
The Not So Happily Married Meme
(or the FORCED FAMILY UNIT meme)


Let's get one thing straight. Not all marriages are happy. They don't start with love, and they don't end with it. In fact, some marriages are more arrangements that anything. Whether it be through the will of an iron-fisted totalitarian government or something as ancient as tradition, people end up stuck. And now, you're one of them. Maybe you were assigned you partner. Maybe your parents picked them out. Maybe it's something different all together. But no matter what, you're going to be with them in some shape, fashion, or form.

So, what can you do? Do you just deal with it? Try to find a way out? Or worst of all, do you blame your so-called "spouse" for all this? You'll have to do something.

HOW TO PLAY;
1. Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have in the subject. These are your OOC preferences, however. Remember, in meme your character's preferences won't matter.

2. Reply to others! You can use the RNG to roll for the WHY (why are your characters in this mess), the WHEN (what stage are they at), and the HOW (how do they feel about their partner). Or just wing it.

3. The fun of this meme is putting together characters who would normally never be together or have no business getting married, whether it be cross-canon, enemies, or strangers. But feel free to do what you want. Unlike your characters, you're never forced.

4. This is not a smut meme, nor is it a romance meme. There is a smut option and a romance option, but neither are required. The focus here is on CR and coping with situations that might be fairly unpleasant.

5. Have fun! And by that, I mean be miserable.
Prompts behind the cut [WARNING: Possible triggers] )
 
 
the woman with no name
19 March 2012 @ 11:55 am
the feeling stick
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme

Passive-aggressiveness, begone! For what you now hold in your hands embues you -- yes, you! -- with the power to unapologetically bare your soul to the world. You've got The Feeling Stick, and you can't give it away until you share a little something about yourself. Didn't ask for The Stick? The Stick don't care. The Stick only listens. So unburden those emotional woes, air out that dirty laundry, and clean the skeletons out of the closet. Things are about to get real. Real feelingy.

→ Post a comment with your character's name and fandom.
→ Tag others -- feel to roll a number between 01 and 08 for a scenario, or...
→ Have certain things you want to share with those you tag? Don't feel obligated to roll! Prompts are there for inspiration; pick which one fits your character best, if you prefer, or go with none.
→ Feel free to each have a stick, or to pass the one back and forth.
→ No matter what, play nice! Don't make me get even more grade school on your patootie.

Prompts. )
 
 
Alec Hardison
19 March 2012 @ 05:02 pm


The { WAKING UP IN VEGAS } meme

Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas


:::

Sin City – the entertainment and gambling capital of the world. There’s something hypnotizing about the glitz and glamour in this den of excess and greed. You can be anything or anyone you want to be in America’s playground, but there are consequences to every action. Too bad the tequila, the showgirls in feather boas, and Celine Dion seem to make you forget all of that.

HOW TO PLAY
1.) This is the easy part – leave a comment with your character, canon, and any preferences you may have in the subject heading.
2.) Look for partners-in-crime/sudden marriage mates/fellow performers – tag other characters. Choose a prompt or run around the city doing your own thing.
3.) MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
4.) Have fun, but please remember that you are liable for any lost property, destroyed buildings, or potential lawsuits that follow your stay in Vegas.

Katy Perry-related cut text here for prompts )
And remember - what happens in Vegas, stays on YouTube.
 
 
sǝʇǝןpǝp
19 March 2012 @ 05:11 pm
the ►dating/sexing/married since FOREVER◄ meme

1. Post with your character(s)
2. Comment to other threads after going to
random.org
and randomising a number between one and five.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
(stolen from
[info]velvetroom )


one. → ENEMIES SINCE FOREVER.
Ugh, that person. You really just want them to go away. Or maybe you'd prefer to kill them and put them out of their misery. Then you'll never have to see them again. Right?

two. → BFFS SINCE FOREVER.
You don't remember when it happened, but you guys have been best friends forEVER. And ever. And nothing's going to change.

three. → DATING SINCE FOREVER.

These two are the classic long term relationship. How have all those years affected the relationship? Are you just as lovey-dovey as you were on day one, or are you sick of each other?

four. → SEXING SINCE FOREVER.
You've been friends with benefits for so long. The sex must have been good. Is this still all you want?

five. → MARRIED SINCE FOREVER.
Congratulations! You're the old married couple! Are you adorable or annoying?
 
 
The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS
19 March 2012 @ 08:29 pm
TELEPHONE MEME


Here's how it works:
1.Post Character and Fandom in Subject line. As Well as any Prefs.

2. Use the
Random Number Generator and roll for a number. Or pick.

3. TagTagTagTag.


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Prompts here! )

adapted from [info]keep_on_ramblin's post here :3
 
 
Newt
19 March 2012 @ 11:22 pm

it's too fucking hot

Prompts
01. I'm melting...
You're just outside. Ready to DIE. The air is hot, the sky is hot, you're hot, the grass is hot, even your sweat is hot. It's just. fucking. hot.

02. Fiery attitude
The heats gone up, and your patience is at rock bottom. You could say you're feeling a little hot headed. Anything pisses you off, and you're fine with expressing it.

03. Ice cream
What better way to cool off than with your favourite nightly desert. Maybe you'll have to chase down the ice cream man before you get it, though...

04. At the pool
Or, if ice cream doesn't suit your fancy, you can always take a dip in the pool; public, private, or maybe this isn't even your own pool. Whatever the reason, you just know you look sexy in this bathing suit.

05. Desert
It's not dessert. It's desert. It's hot, dry, sandy, and all sorts of things. Can you survive the weather?

06. Fuck. Clothes.
Ever get that feeling where it's just too hot to be dressed? Time to succumb.

07. It's all me
That hottie to your right? Definitely a steamy individual, almost uncomfortably so.

08. It's just you...
Feeling... feverish? Whatever the case, one of you is sick as a dog, and the temp is going up. At least you have a friend to help you out.

09. Party
Guys, it's great here, but I'm sweating balls. That or you could make fun of your buddy's stainage. Someone's having a little too much fun at the disco.

10. Free range, bro
New, improved, better idea happening RIGHT HERE.