Multi-Theme Threading

Tired of memes where you only do one thing? Well, this is the meme for you - a meme where you do everything! At the same time.

Reply to this post with your character. Then find other posts, and reply to them with a character of your own, along with two (or more!) themes, selected randomly or by design, from the below list. Your goal is to create a thread that combines both of these themes into one hilariously epic narrative. For example, a meme with themes 11, 18 and 35 might be about love blooming on the battlefield of an epic food fight. Or if a thread starts to lose steam, just throw in a new theme on the spot! Let hilarity - or anything else - ensue. How you interpret the themes is completely up to you.

( Theme list under the cut. )

the JUST DO IT meme

(or the SHAMELESS SMUT meme)
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.
And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to have sex with them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.

Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play smut. Good old Porn Without Plot has a certain appeal, right? Other times, you just want to throw two characters together, but you're worried about how they would actually get to the deed or if they would even do it. Well, this meme takes out all the hassle. Let's indulge in some shameless smut.

HOW IT GOES DOWN:
- Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment.
- Others will respond.
- Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to screw the other's brains out.
- There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves. There is no RNG.
- Have fun.