the one where everyone dies

[fustercluck]

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

HOW TO PLAY.

•Dying is 99% probable! How long can you survive?

•Everyone has to tag someone else! Thought you could leave a placeholder and wait for someone to tag you? Think again! This is to encourage people to tag outside their comfort zone; tag the first person you see or close your eyes and just point at the screen! Groups should be 4-5 people big, but you can do a 2-man tag team or really large assembly of people! Once the group is big enough, you're welcome to leave an empty tag so another group can be built.

•The meme is way more awesome when characters actually die. Getting tired of being in a thread? Murder your character. Thread abandoned? Everybody died, whoops! Groups who finish their threads win the best thing of all: CR with new people and new characters. And also they live.

•All characters are depowered and have no weapons on them. That isn't to say you can't find weapons, but be reasonable.

•Pick a scenario and good luck!

SCENARIOS.

•I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll bite your head off. You don't remember coming out here, but you've all got tents on an awesome piece of land to camp on. Everything's normal, you think, but wait, what's that rustling out in the woods?

•Casper the blood-thirsty ghost. For some reason, you're in this large school. At night. And nobody is around except you and your pals. On a dare you don't remember making, you've come here to investigate if the hauntings are true or not.

•4// Itchy. Tasty. Your cousin invited you to come stay at his cabin in the woods for the weekend with your friends. Which is weird, because you either don't have a cousin, friends, or a combination of both. Also, it's built over a burial ground.

•One, two, he's coming for you. Man, look at this awesome, abandoned mansion you've come across! Wait, what're you doing out here in the middle of nowhere, anyway? Oh well, looks like a cool place to explore. Wait, what'd you say about killers with nightmarish weapons being seen around here?

•Merman special. COME UP WITH SOMETHING!

Comments

Umino Iruka | Naruto | OTA | Casper scenario

[dolphin_rant]

[redhotmist]

[ Aight brah, he's not a ninja, but he's a superhero super villain hero villain awesome got a cool outfit so suck it. He's totally going to be a useful addition to this team. ]

And I'll learn to read someday orz

[raised_to_hunt]

[Adding a third with know how of handling ghosts.]

buffy summers ❦ btvs ❦ 4// Itchy. Tasty.

[slays]

[ Buffy's cousin has offered to let her and her four closest friends stay in a cabin in the woods! Which is ... odd, since Buffy's cousin sure died when they were kids and scarred her for life doing it. It's okay. It's not important to the story how that happened. The point is, she's now helping unload the truck that got them here and ... discovering a lack for Slayer strength. ]

God, what did you guys pack in here, a house? [ She tugs a duffel bag off the truck bed, dropping it to the ground and struggling to hoist it up onto her shoulder. ]

[luckier]

[Idk when Nathan became one of Buffy's closest friends. It must have been that profound bond that developed after the incident with her period blood.]

A man needs some amenities out here in the wilderness! [Like a big ol' bag of vending machine food that he stole. He sure is just watching her lug it around. There's some pot in there too. And booze. And his wank sock.]

[andblockbuster]

[Here is Topher. Here is Topher very concernicus about this situation.]

So who's all for staying in the van? Or better yet... How about going somewhere humans actually have set foot before...

HOPPING INTO THIS LOVE TRAIN.

[earslicer]

[Friends? Lord only knows how that happened. Shaking his head, Daryl heads toward the house alone with his own bag thrown over his shoulder. There's the brief consideration to grab his crossbow, take off and head for the woods, but instinct is telling him he should probably not do that, and he's a hunter- he knows better than to ignore instincts.]

Y'all comin' or what?

Marty Milkalski | The Film of the Meme | Merman Special, Bitches. (With 10% less merman)

[giantbong]

[You know how all horror movies have a sequel?

Because that's just... Inevitable, right?

Well, congrats. This is the sequel to Cabin in the Woods. It may or may not be direct to video, but at least they got Fran Kranz to reprise his role for it. And HEY, LIKE MOST SEQUELS, IT BARELY ACKNOWLEDGES THAT IT HAS CONTINUITY. Because... IDK. Somehow the gods decided not to completely destroy the world. Just... Fuck it over a lot.

So here we have five strangers who have been thrown together through a twist of fate in a world where... Gods roam around, killing and smiting unabated and you're only hope... Is a guy with a giant bong.

...Oh wait. He seems to have... Lost that in the last RANDOM MONSTER ENCOUNTER. Whatever. He's still stoned. And you also used to have a much bigger group.

But everyone else is dead.]

New plan. If anyone else is reduced to spouting off horror movie cliches, you're out of the group. End of discussion.

[smurf]

[did someone call for old gods??? this is like a sweet 16 party for illyria. it's how they kicked it in the good old days.

anyway look behind you marty. o_o she's just standing there being a creeper.]

hello all c: /last edit ack sorry

[cautiouswords]

[Oddly enough, angry gods reducing everything to debris and horribleness only barely cracks the top five on the "weirdest things Obi-Wan Kenobi has ever experienced" list.

But that's neither here nor there.

So here Obi-Wan is. By this point he's watched several people die in horrifying and increasingly creative ways, but he's doing his best to safeguard his inner calm despite the MASS DESTRUCTION happening everywhere–– panicking wouldn't help anyone in this circumstance, after all, and he'd like as many of the people in the group to come out unscathed as is entirely possible. But the Jedi Master is managing. Handily. He might look a bit frazzled, but that's more to do with all of the running, jumping, and falling they've been doing.]

Spouting off... what?

Usagi Tsukino | Sailor Moon | Open to All | One, two, he's coming for you

[tiare]

[SHE'S THE OBLIGATORY INNOCENT GIRL OF THE GROUP.]

[prinzundrabe]

[And he's the quiet, creepy one. The one the audience is going to have pegged as the killer less than half an hour in, but for the moment he's sweet enough. Very agreeable. He pretty much agrees with anything anyone says, in fact.]

Rei Hino | Sailor Moon |

[faithfulflame]

[And...here is the faithful best friend/overly cautious girl?]

Lily Rammsteiner || DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

[cried]

Shinra Kishitani || Durarara!!

[doctorkishitani]

[Enthusiastic, unscrupulous, back market doctor at your service. Let's do this.]

[poisonnectar]

[ Why did Minatsuki even sign up for this lame expedition? Who knows, but for whatever reason, she's stuck here now. Bring it. ]

Dana Polk || belongs to this meme's canon // ghosts this time!

[virginish]

*Because alternate timelines are fun, right?

Dana doesn't have any recollection of why they decided this was a good idea. She doesn't know why in the world they broke into a school building. Do any of them even go here? She isn't even of high school age anymore.

She'll just go with it.*

Claire Bennet || Heroes

[some_kinda_hero]

[Claire still looks like she's in high school? Sure, that works. Oh hey, check it out, she almost fills in a stereotype, too! Just, 20% cooler less ditzy. And not so whorish.

She looks around at the others.]

Norman Jayden ☁ Heavy Rain ☁ OTA

[sunglasses_at_night]

Photo Finish ✶ My Little Pony: FiM ✶ ota

[photo_finish]

Mai | Avatar: The Last Airbender | OTA

[downer]

Sherlock Holmes | BBC Sherlock

[punchmyface]

[What could possibly go wrong?]

ONE, TWO, HE'S COMING FOR YOU... shit, it's moriarty.

[governments]

[ Nothing. Nothing at all!

...at least this mansion is nice, in a run-down kind of way. Mycroft is frowning at the dirt and dust, though. ]

American McGee's Alice | Alice Liddell

[digophelia]

Did you have a scenario in mind? I rolled merman special and I'm unimaginative xD

[sweetsaboteur]

[ Don't even ask how these two became good enough friends to go traipsing around creepy locations together. Vanille has that effect on people.]

So, where's everyone else?

[ She grins, looking around the place. It's not so creepy while it's practically daylight!]