the one where everyone dies

[fustercluck]

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

HOW TO PLAY.

•Dying is 99% probable! How long can you survive?

•Everyone has to tag someone else! Thought you could leave a placeholder and wait for someone to tag you? Think again! This is to encourage people to tag outside their comfort zone; tag the first person you see or close your eyes and just point at the screen! Groups should be 4-5 people big, but you can do a 2-man tag team or really large assembly of people! Once the group is big enough, you're welcome to leave an empty tag so another group can be built.

•The meme is way more awesome when characters actually die. Getting tired of being in a thread? Murder your character. Thread abandoned? Everybody died, whoops! Groups who finish their threads win the best thing of all: CR with new people and new characters. And also they live.

•All characters are depowered and have no weapons on them. That isn't to say you can't find weapons, but be reasonable.

•Pick a scenario and good luck!

SCENARIOS.

•I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll bite your head off. You don't remember coming out here, but you've all got tents on an awesome piece of land to camp on. Everything's normal, you think, but wait, what's that rustling out in the woods?

•Casper the blood-thirsty ghost. For some reason, you're in this large school. At night. And nobody is around except you and your pals. On a dare you don't remember making, you've come here to investigate if the hauntings are true or not.

•4// Itchy. Tasty. Your cousin invited you to come stay at his cabin in the woods for the weekend with your friends. Which is weird, because you either don't have a cousin, friends, or a combination of both. Also, it's built over a burial ground.

•One, two, he's coming for you. Man, look at this awesome, abandoned mansion you've come across! Wait, what're you doing out here in the middle of nowhere, anyway? Oh well, looks like a cool place to explore. Wait, what'd you say about killers with nightmarish weapons being seen around here?

•Merman special. COME UP WITH SOMETHING!

Comments

[punchmyface]

It would take far more than a few intruders to kill me.

[LOLOL HUBRIS, SHERLOCK.]

But I thought the point of a safe house was its impenetrable façade. You might want to look into fixing that.

[Up the stairs they go!]

[governments]

[ NOOOOooo well he doesn't know yet... ]

This wasn't my first choice.

[ on their way! ]

[punchmyface]

So your brother's life is only worth the backup safe house. Good to know.

[Of course, this bickering is making their approach somewhat less than stealthy...]

[governments]

Oh, please. Do you think you or I would be allowed to go anywhere alone?

[ so the clunking... stops. but then, there are footsteps. ]

[punchmyface]

Then you should see to your men. They're obviously falling down on the...

[Aha! Footsteps. Sherlock gives Mycroft a triumphant look.]

Job.

[governments]

[ SIGH. ]

Then you must of course reprimand them.

[ heavy on the sarcasm. ]