Well, congrats. This is the sequel to Cabin in the Woods. It may or may not be direct to video, but at least they got Fran Kranz to reprise his role for it. And HEY, LIKE MOST SEQUELS, IT BARELY ACKNOWLEDGES THAT IT HAS CONTINUITY. Because... IDK. Somehow the gods decided not to completely destroy the world. Just... Fuck it over a lot.
So here we have five strangers who have been thrown together through a twist of fate in a world where... Gods roam around, killing and smiting unabated and you're only hope... Is a guy with a giant bong.
...Oh wait. He seems to have... Lost that in the last RANDOM MONSTER ENCOUNTER. Whatever. He's still stoned. And you also used to have a much bigger group.
But everyone else is dead.]
New plan. If anyone else is reduced to spouting off horror movie cliches, you're out of the group. End of discussion.
Marty Milkalski | The Film of the Meme | Merman Special, Bitches. (With 10% less merman)
Because that's just... Inevitable, right?
Well, congrats. This is the sequel to Cabin in the Woods. It may or may not be direct to video, but at least they got Fran Kranz to reprise his role for it. And HEY, LIKE MOST SEQUELS, IT BARELY ACKNOWLEDGES THAT IT HAS CONTINUITY. Because... IDK. Somehow the gods decided not to completely destroy the world. Just... Fuck it over a lot.
So here we have five strangers who have been thrown together through a twist of fate in a world where... Gods roam around, killing and smiting unabated and you're only hope... Is a guy with a giant bong.
...Oh wait. He seems to have... Lost that in the last RANDOM MONSTER ENCOUNTER. Whatever. He's still stoned. And you also used to have a much bigger group.
But everyone else is dead.]
New plan. If anyone else is reduced to spouting off horror movie cliches, you're out of the group. End of discussion.