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[luft]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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[catching_up]

A mass text goes out a moment later:

rin-chan is having gay time.

Well, he wanted everyone to know.

[sharkmaid]

nagisa it's getting on my face... and the floor a little bit

[What even is this]

[catching_up]

is it sticky?

This is important information.

(Meanwhile, in response to a bewildered and slightly scolding text from Rei-chan: He wanted me to tell everyone!)

[sharkmaid]

it's really sticky

i'm not sure i like it anymore

[catching_up]

Next mass text:

rin-chan's gay time is too sticky for him.

He is going to die for this later, but he's okay with that.

To Rin specifically:

do you need something to clean up with?

[sharkmaid]

[He will really murder you next time]

it's on my fingers now

i can just lick it off can't i?

I think my favorite thing here is that they are texting each other from across the room.

[catching_up]

It will be worth it. (A text has just come through from Rei warning Nagisa that he will not make any attempt to protect him from the consequences of his actions, but Nagisa has his doubts about that. He's got Rei pretty well trained by now.)

Probably! It's worth a try.

just like best friends do 1/2

[sharkmaid]

ok

[sharkmaid]

... this carpet tastes like ass, nagisa. tell someone to clean it because i don't want to.

[catching_up]

Pictures of Rin earnestly licking the carpet: accomplished, if slightly wavery due to the photographer being caught up in a helpless giggle fit.

These Nagisa is saving for later.

its ok rin-chan you dont have to.

[sharkmaid]

then you do it

what are you even doing over there

[catching_up]

The immediate and inevitable response:

texting you.

[sharkmaid]

why?? Just talk to me like a normal person

[Yes he's texting too but shut up]

[catching_up]

but youre all the way over there and im comfortable here.

Because if there's one thing Nagisa totally isn't capable of, it's making himself heard regardless of the distance between himself and the person he's addressing.

[sharkmaid]

get over here or i'll do something you won't like

[He has no idea what that might be, but he'll come up with it, mark his high as hell words.]

[catching_up]

that would be dumb rin-chan. if i go over ill be within range.

He is definitely giggling as he types, because irrelevant logic is his favorite kind.

[sharkmaid]

within range of whta wat wt WHat?

do you hear that? someone's laughsin laughin

[catching_up]

something much be funny.

He's too busy giggling even harder to notice the typo.

[sharkmaid]

nagisa...

does your house have ghosts?

[catching_up]

idk ive never asked.

He seriously needs to hang out with stoned Rin more often.

[sharkmaid]

what do u mean youve never asked

what if you dO??

[He can live like this, Nagisa, don't you understand.]

[catching_up]

who should i ask?

(now rin-chan thinks i have ghosts, he tells Rei, which is a mistake, because Rei responds with a flood of information about what can happen to the human psyche when the wrong damage is inflicted during an altered state. He sends Rei a heart and ignores his texts.)

[sharkmaid]

IDK I'm not a ghost eprt

[Next text:]

*espurt

[Close enough]

the laughing stopped though...

[catching_up]

. . . and now it's started again.

well if it laughs so much then probably its a nice ghost.

Just because he ignores the reams of information Rei likes to send him doesn't mean he doesn't take their basic meaning to heart. Maybe it would be better not to freak Rin out too much, just in case. Happy ghosts are a reasonable compromise, right?

[sharkmaid]

Nagisa it's doing it again

i don't want to see it

[and somewhere across the room Rin's trying to roll over to try and get up. It's not working. He looks like a fish.]