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bakerstreet2014-03-01 01:35 am
luft) wrote in bakerstreet2014-03-01 01:35 am
TFLN.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
1) add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
2) it's about making memories worth repressing
3) sometimes i look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then i wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just want a guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just realized these events may be related.
Edited 2014-03-01 07:56 (UTC)
Moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
a) You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
b) I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
b) I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "Get on loser!" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot.
Can't imagine how. That pretty much reads as a recipe for disaster.
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