hysterical meme

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hysterical meme


Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

 

Comments

[ofbreath]

[Facepalm.]

Karkat are you serious right now.

[candyhorns]

No.

[ofbreath]

[Punches him lightly in the shoulder.]

Good. Because I'm your friend because I like you, okay, geez. Don't be so grumpy all the time. Seriously, have you ever smiled.

[candyhorns]

Of course I've smiled, don't be a dumbass. I know it's a tall order but I'm placing my faith in you to try.

[ofbreath]

I have to wonder, sometimes.

[candyhorns]

Huh?

[ofbreath]

If you ever smile. I've never seen it!! All you do is frown and scowl and grouch and yell. It's gotta be tiring. I always get tired when I'm angry.

[candyhorns]

Maybe you haven't had enough practice being angry, and I do smile, OK, just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

[ofbreath]

Well maybe I'd like to see you smile sometime, gosh.

[candyhorns]

Well maybe I'd like that, too, but we can't always have what we want, OK.

[ofbreath]

[Frowns.]

[And then steps forward and presses his fingers at the corner of Karkat's mouth.]

If we both want the same thing, why should it be so hard to get? We could work together.

[candyhorns]

Seriously, John? Seriously. I hope you're aware of how completely pan-scouringly cheesy a line that was.

[ofbreath]

Hush, it was totally awesome.

[Continues to press at his mouth.]

i'm sorry

[candyhorns]

[Well, you asked for it, John.

Unfortunately his attempt at a forced smile is something kind of hideous.]

b ejsnvjkdrhdf don't be oh my god ahahaha ♥

[ofbreath]

[Frowns a little, and scrunches his face up.]

...well, okay, it's a work in progress.

hehe

[candyhorns]

Is there a problem?

<3. also derp absconding for things. bbl.

[ofbreath]

[Shrugs, shaking his head and smiling.]

I'll anxiously await the day I get a real smile that isn't forced and doesn't make you look like you swallowed a bug that flapped its wings the entire way down your throat.

ok o/

[candyhorns]

I told you you couldn't always have what you wanted.

[Although if he were being honest he would have to admit he's a little sorry it was apparently not a good smile.]

[ofbreath]

[John just smiles for him, all earnestly happy and shit, and claps him on the shoulder.]

It'll happen eventually, I'm sure of it. You just don't have something you're happy enough about to smile. Or something.

[candyhorns]

Yes, exactly, you could have realized that before you forced my face into weird contortions.

[ofbreath]

Heheheh.

[candyhorns]

Why are you laughing now.

[ofbreath]

Am I not allowed to laugh?

[candyhorns]

No, am I not allowed to know what you're laughing about?

[ofbreath]

Just to laugh, mostly. Unlike some grumpy trolls, I'm actually usually a pretty happy guy.