hysterical meme

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hysterical meme


Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

 

Comments

[candyhorns]

No, am I not allowed to know what you're laughing about?

[ofbreath]

Just to laugh, mostly. Unlike some grumpy trolls, I'm actually usually a pretty happy guy.

[candyhorns]

Yeah, I noticed that when I was trying to figure out how you managed to fuck everything up.
You know, when I thought it was you who fucked everything up.

[ofbreath]

Yeah, well. [:)]

[candyhorns]

... I don't understand you.

[ofbreath]

[Headtilt.] Hmm?

[candyhorns]

I don't get how your brain works, it makes no sense.

[ofbreath]

[Smiles a little more, and shrugs.] I don't really get how yours works, either. Maybe it's because we're not the same species?

[candyhorns]

What is it you don't get.

[ofbreath]

A lot of things, really. You're a really nice person, but you always act so angry and standoffish. It's... almost like you don't want people to get close to you. And you get so caught up in hating yourself you don't... realize how sad it is for the people that care? Like-- it makes me sad. When you're so down on yourself.

And I know that doesn't really mean much, 'cause I'm just a silly alien, but ...I just figured I would say it.

augh this tag sorry I'm late

[candyhorns]

[He crosses his arms and makes a little shrugging motion, like he's trying to settle them as close to his body as possible, or hold on to himself as tightly as he can.]

OK, well, suppose hypothetically there was something wrong with you and if anyone ever found out, they'd kill you, and you thought you would deserve it if they did because you're disgusting, but you were too fucking scared to die, so you hid it from everyone and pretended like you were some kind of badass, like you weren't scared or lonely or anything, and you pretended that forever but it never fucking stuck to your pan like you're supposed to start believing shit you tell yourself over and over again, so hypothetical Egbert doesn't believe the shit he tells people, he just keeps repeating it, and every time it's a bigger lie and he's even more of a grubfucking useless nookbiter because he's lying to his friends and he's too much of a fucking coward to tell them the truth. I mean he didn't even deserve to have friends in the first place, he's a complete asshole! He should be grateful they're there and just trust them.

But he can't, because he's a pathetic, spineless wriggler. If there was any justice in the universe he'd be stomped on by the huge asshole boot of god, or whatever, he'd get erased or he could have never existed or something and that would be better for everyone everywhere, but no, he still exists, because the universe is predesigned to suck massive hoofbeast bulge.

... So suppose that, that's you, OK. That's you for six sweeps, or, fuck, whatever, how old you are in dumb human time.

Is that too much of a stretch for your imagination.

that's okay♥

[ofbreath]

[The longer Karkat talks the further John's eyebrows knit together. Once he stops, John is quiet for a long handful of seconds.]

...thirteen years. Your, uh. Six sweeps. ...is thirteen years.

[And he doesn't know what else to say, because he knows Karkat doesn't want him to react to this by feeling bad for him or hugging him or trying to talk to him about it.] ...um, I'm sorry.

[candyhorns]

Why are you sorry, don't be sorry, just forget I said anything, and don't tell anyone, OK, if you tell anyone I'll rip out your voicebox and feed it to you through your eyeballs.

[ofbreath]

I wouldn't-- Karkat why would I betray your trust like that. I won't say anything.

But-- and don't get mad at me for being schmoopy or whatever, but you can talk to me if you want. Because I don't think you're spineless and I don't care if you've been telling stories that even you don't believe. I still like you and I still want to be supportive of you. And nobody deserves to be all alone, even if they're lying and think they're a coward and an asshole.

...okay?

[candyhorns]

[He hesitates for a second, then moves closer and drops his head on John's shoulder, just leaning on him a little.] ... Wow OK, fuck. How are you even real.

rofl this icon looks so /eyebrows

[ofbreath]

[Starts a little, but smiles pretty quickly and brings his arms up around Karkat's shoulders.]

It's sort of a human thing, I think.

are you hitting on him in a moment of vulnerability, john >:|

[candyhorns]

"A human thing"? Now who thinks his species is superior?

No, nevermind, listen, I didn't tell you that shit so you could be more worried, it was supposed to help you understand me or whatever, or I guess so you'd know it's my fault I'm a jerk to you, not yours. So don't tell me I fucked that up, please, by which I mean shut the fuck up and quit worrying about me, it's a stupid waste of time.

rofl not a homosexual.

[ofbreath]

Oh my God that is not what I meant.

[Hugging his shoulders a little tighter.]

You're sort of indiscriminate in who you're a jerk to, so I didn't really figure it was specifically my bad. But it makes me happy to know you're worried about it. [Reaches up and sort of scritches his hair gently.] But I'm gonna worry anyway, sorry.

[candyhorns]

I know, that was a joke, I was making a feeble attempt to lighten the mood.

[He turns his head into the scritching and sighs, a short, exasperated sound.]

Oh my god tagging from my landlady's iPhone is hard.

[ofbreath]

You're pretty awkward about jokes, dude. But it's sort of endearing, I think.

[candyhorns]

Is there anything you don't think I'm awkward about, John? Or any other endearing traits you think I have? My endearing capacity for ruining my own plans maybe?

[ofbreath]

Shhshh, Karkat. I told you, you're fine how you are. Gosh.

[candyhorns]

Shit, sorry.

[ofbreath]

Don't be sorry, shh. [Just angles Karkat's head a bit and noses his hair some.] Just be Karkat.

[candyhorns]

I don't like Karkat.