hysterical meme

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hysterical meme


Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

 

Comments

[candyhorns]

Shit, sorry.

[ofbreath]

Don't be sorry, shh. [Just angles Karkat's head a bit and noses his hair some.] Just be Karkat.

[candyhorns]

I don't like Karkat.

[ofbreath]

[Frowns a little, hugging his shoulders some more.]

...I dunno if it helps or not, but I do.

[candyhorns]

... Thanks.

[He lifts his arms and finally reciprocates the hug.]

[ofbreath]

[John makes a pretty much X3 face, nudging his nose into Karkat's hair again and just hugging him. No talking, just hugging.]

[candyhorns]

[Can you feel his bloodpusher rushing? He can feel your steady heartbeat; it feels like it belongs to someone who breathes properly and stays calm and doesn't trip himself up constantly.

It feels really calming.

He hopes this isn't some kind of stupid quadrant turnaround and he's not having pale leanings towards you because that would be like six levels of awkward, and he doesn't care if you would find that endearing, he's not ok with it.]

also oh my *god* do you play him anywhere i sort of adore you forever.

[ofbreath]

[If by bloodpusher rushing you mean that erratic heartbeat that sounds like a small cat that just got chased around the house for three hours and is finally getting to catch it's breath... Yeah, John feels that. But he doesn't comment, just smiles a little more.]

[No worries, Karkat, John really doesn't get the quadrant thing. It's just friendship, no quadrants necessary. He does this for everybody.]

[What a paleslut.]

sadly no! I am just on memes. But I'm glad you like my playing!

[candyhorns]

[Yup, that's the one. The one he keeps trying to settle by matching your breaths, without much luck.

Humans are so weird.]

aaaa if i find a dw game i am going to have to try and drag you there. ♥♥♥

[ofbreath]

[He catches this and just rests his head against Karkat's, shifting his hand to scritch up and then down in time with his breathing along Karkat's back.]

[He's encouraging you to breathe like him and chill out, dude.]

I'm not sure if I have the energy for a game but you should definitely keep tagging me on memes!

[candyhorns]

[This feels kind of scandalous, is this what human friendships are supposed to be like?]

or that ♥

[ofbreath]

[Rofl human friendship can be like whatever the hell you want it to be, Karkat. John's affectionate, get used to it.]

[When he doesn't really seem to be calming down, John leans back and frowns at him a little.] Better?

[candyhorns]

[He'll try.]

Yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.

[ofbreath]

[Just sort of grins.]

Good.

[candyhorns]

So, um, are you OK now?

[ofbreath]

[His smile fades a little and he shrugs.] Well I certainly cried about it for long enough. I'm okay, I guess. It's not like crying is gonna make anything get easier.

[candyhorns]

Yeah but past you isn't always smart enough to realize that. [He is trying to be sympathetic and supportive.]

[ofbreath]

Heheheh. That's one way of putting it, yeah.