unsent texts

[santanachamp]

ｕｎｓｅｎｔ ｔｅｘｔｓ

① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

Comments

[unjilt]

I just wanted you to thank me for being so nice to you even though you find texting me a “hassle” and then make you feel a little guilty for it, but you know what? Yeah, let's win first, then we'll talk steak.

[hanmokku]

talking after winning too...

[unjilt]

So you ARE mad at me?

[hanmokku]

...i'm up, i'm up

what time do we have to win?

[unjilt]

I'll tell you if you talk to me face to face.

[hanmokku]

reo


what time?

[unjilt]

......Noon.

You should know this.

[hanmokku]

i'll remember.

[unjilt]

No you won't.

I'll have to remind you and come pick you up because you'll just fall asleep again.

[hanmokku]

reo

i'll remember.

[unjilt]

I don't mind waking you up, for the record.

But it would be nice if you could prove me wrong at least once.

[hanmokku]

you or the game?

which do you want me to pay attention to?

[unjilt]

[ ME!!!!!!!!!!! ...but he actually doesn't send that, this time. ]

...Whichever one is more important to you.

[hanmokku]

...steak

[unjilt]

Steak is more important to you than me or the game?

[hanmokku]

right now, isn't talking about it a hassle?

[unjilt]

What if you had to play a game with no steak reward? Would you do it?

[hanmokku]

you wouldn't ask me to play that game.

[unjilt]

...So it really is all just about steak...

[ ugh. he lost to a piece of meat. ]

[hanmokku]

actually i'm


not really hungry

[unjilt]

Wow.

You're not really hungry and yet all you can say is "steak" this and "steak" that. If this is you NOT being hungry then I'm afraid of what THAT would look like.

What do you want, then?

[hanmokku]

can i go home?

[unjilt]

[ ugh. ]

You can do whatever you want.

[hanmokku]

thanks bye

[unjilt]

[ WOW ]

Actually no that's not allowed.

I changed my mind.