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[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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[unjilt]

[ ugh. ]

You can do whatever you want.

[hanmokku]

thanks bye

[unjilt]

[ WOW ]

Actually no that's not allowed.

I changed my mind.

[hanmokku]

then, i still want steak.

you can eat it.

[unjilt]

[ if he has to herd nagi to do his bidding then he will until the day nagi finally decides to do something on his own, but it was worth a shot... kind of sad but this is unfortunately how things are... ]

I'll get you steak.
...
I'll get you whatever you want.

[hanmokku]

yaaaaaaaaaaay

[unjilt]

You have to give me something back, though.

[hanmokku]

how many goals?

[unjilt]

A steak for every goal.

[hanmokku]

you'll get sick eating that much

[unjilt]

You're the one that's one eat them, not me.

[hanmokku]

i'm really... just not that hungry

my typo...

[unjilt]

Then why did you ask for steak?

...does not exist

[hanmokku]

it seemed fun.

[unjilt]

Do you want anything in particular that isn't steak?

[hanmokku]

come bear me good luck while i clear the next dungeon?

[unjilt]

...That's it?

[hanmokku]

it's mega hard

they nerf you to nothing

the controls are switched

and there's a timer

[unjilt]

Hmmm.

...

Wait, you want me to cheer you on over getting steak? Really?

[hanmokku]

it's the hardest dungeon yet

[unjilt]

[ oh ////// ]

Okay. Well. If that's all you want, I guess I could do that. When are you doing this dungeon run?

[hanmokku]

after we win at midday.

[unjilt]

Confident. I like that.

Makes me want to cheer you on with everything I've got.

[hanmokku]

...it's not the final boss

[unjilt]

So after you win there's still more you gotta do?