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[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

Comments

[unjilt]

What if you had to play a game with no steak reward? Would you do it?

[hanmokku]

you wouldn't ask me to play that game.

[unjilt]

...So it really is all just about steak...

[ ugh. he lost to a piece of meat. ]

[hanmokku]

actually i'm


not really hungry

[unjilt]

Wow.

You're not really hungry and yet all you can say is "steak" this and "steak" that. If this is you NOT being hungry then I'm afraid of what THAT would look like.

What do you want, then?

[hanmokku]

can i go home?

[unjilt]

[ ugh. ]

You can do whatever you want.

[hanmokku]

thanks bye

[unjilt]

[ WOW ]

Actually no that's not allowed.

I changed my mind.

[hanmokku]

then, i still want steak.

you can eat it.

[unjilt]

[ if he has to herd nagi to do his bidding then he will until the day nagi finally decides to do something on his own, but it was worth a shot... kind of sad but this is unfortunately how things are... ]

I'll get you steak.
...
I'll get you whatever you want.

[hanmokku]

yaaaaaaaaaaay

[unjilt]

You have to give me something back, though.

[hanmokku]

how many goals?

[unjilt]

A steak for every goal.

[hanmokku]

you'll get sick eating that much

[unjilt]

You're the one that's one eat them, not me.

[hanmokku]

i'm really... just not that hungry

my typo...

[unjilt]

Then why did you ask for steak?

...does not exist

[hanmokku]

it seemed fun.

[unjilt]

Do you want anything in particular that isn't steak?

[hanmokku]

come bear me good luck while i clear the next dungeon?

[unjilt]

...That's it?

[hanmokku]

it's mega hard

they nerf you to nothing

the controls are switched

and there's a timer

[unjilt]

Hmmm.

...

Wait, you want me to cheer you on over getting steak? Really?