unsent texts

[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

Comments

[streetlevel]

I don't need presents in general, but specifically, yeah, probably avoid those.

I'm not now, but I don't have a choice at the moment, do I? Unless you just tell me what happened.

[hawk_shot]

How about a bling blind cane?

... Look, I didn't do it.
I almost did.
I thought of...
Fuck.
Breaking into Fisk's place.

[streetlevel]

... you almost what?

[hawk_shot]

[Well, this is going great, isn't it?]

I didn't, ok?? The whole point is that I didn't!
We had a stupid argument or something.
I had this even stupider idea that honestly didn't seem as stupid at the moment.
Because I thought that even if I ended up dead, it would have been worth it! I would have made a change and helped the city!

I just
Had second thoughts.
That's why I never sent this.
But having it in drafts was a good reminder to never think of trying something like that.

[streetlevel]

I'm glad you had second thoughts. Choices like that you don't walk away from even if you somehow end up still alive.

[hawk_shot]

...

But what if that had been the right thing to do, Matt?
Maybe I could have saved lives.

[streetlevel]

By that logic I should have killed him twice by now and let a bullet hit him, all of which happened before this, so really, it would then be my fault. Is it? I certainly had all those chances.

[hawk_shot]

... Stop using my own logic against me.

[streetlevel]

Let me think about that.

Nah.

[hawk_shot]

You're horrible, did you know that?
Awful.
I can't believe you're one of my best friends.

Thank you.

[streetlevel]

I take both those things as nothing but compliments.

Anytime, partner.

[hawk_shot]

How's work?
You guys have plans for lunch?

[streetlevel]

Is it lunch time already? Is it past lunch time? ... what time is it?

[hawk_shot]

It's almost noon, Matt.

Work is really kicking yous ass today, isn't it?

[streetlevel]

Huh. No, no plans.

Did you consider I'm kicking it's ass?

[hawk_shot]

You want me to bring something over? If you can make the time.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nah.

[streetlevel]

I can probably spare a few minutes. Or eat while I'm working. You sure, though? I don't want to make you go out of your way.

Once again I'm the underdog.

[hawk_shot]

Yeah, if you don't mind me keeping you company for a minute? I need to go to the office in the afternoon anyway.
Thai?

Lucky can teach you the ropes.

[streetlevel]

You're always welcome at the office, you know that. And Thai always sounds good to me.

I feel my life would honestly be a lot better if I did let Lucky be my life coach.

[hawk_shot]

Yeah, I know.💜
I would still rather check if its okay to come over instead of walking into an office thats super busy and making your day harder.

Maybe he should be your service dog, after all.

[streetlevel]

I get what you mean, but you never make my days harder. Even if I had meetings and couldn't see you, I'd still want to.

He'd never want to leave you. He and I can just be pals.

[hawk_shot]

I'm taking you up on that, Matt.
Next time I need to hide from Sandra I'll call for assylum in your office.

[The woman was an amazing assistant but also an actual demon.]

You can dogsit from time to time.
I promise to bath him first.

[streetlevel]

I may just have you wait in Kirsten's office instead of mine if I'm not there. For dinosaur purposes.

What if he starts associating me with baths? He hates baths.

[hawk_shot]

I know that pterodactyl will protect me.

Maybe he'll start looking forward to having a bath if he knows he is seeing you after.

[streetlevel]

Always trust a pterodactyl. Also randomly, I always liked words that had silent letters. Like ghost letters. You shouldn't see them but they're there.

You know he'd start trying to shower with you, then.