unsent texts

[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

Comments

[hawk_shot]

You're horrible, did you know that?
Awful.
I can't believe you're one of my best friends.

Thank you.

[streetlevel]

I take both those things as nothing but compliments.

Anytime, partner.

[hawk_shot]

How's work?
You guys have plans for lunch?

[streetlevel]

Is it lunch time already? Is it past lunch time? ... what time is it?

[hawk_shot]

It's almost noon, Matt.

Work is really kicking yous ass today, isn't it?

[streetlevel]

Huh. No, no plans.

Did you consider I'm kicking it's ass?

[hawk_shot]

You want me to bring something over? If you can make the time.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nah.

[streetlevel]

I can probably spare a few minutes. Or eat while I'm working. You sure, though? I don't want to make you go out of your way.

Once again I'm the underdog.

[hawk_shot]

Yeah, if you don't mind me keeping you company for a minute? I need to go to the office in the afternoon anyway.
Thai?

Lucky can teach you the ropes.

[streetlevel]

You're always welcome at the office, you know that. And Thai always sounds good to me.

I feel my life would honestly be a lot better if I did let Lucky be my life coach.

[hawk_shot]

Yeah, I know.💜
I would still rather check if its okay to come over instead of walking into an office thats super busy and making your day harder.

Maybe he should be your service dog, after all.

[streetlevel]

I get what you mean, but you never make my days harder. Even if I had meetings and couldn't see you, I'd still want to.

He'd never want to leave you. He and I can just be pals.

[hawk_shot]

I'm taking you up on that, Matt.
Next time I need to hide from Sandra I'll call for assylum in your office.

[The woman was an amazing assistant but also an actual demon.]

You can dogsit from time to time.
I promise to bath him first.

[streetlevel]

I may just have you wait in Kirsten's office instead of mine if I'm not there. For dinosaur purposes.

What if he starts associating me with baths? He hates baths.

[hawk_shot]

I know that pterodactyl will protect me.

Maybe he'll start looking forward to having a bath if he knows he is seeing you after.

[streetlevel]

Always trust a pterodactyl. Also randomly, I always liked words that had silent letters. Like ghost letters. You shouldn't see them but they're there.

You know he'd start trying to shower with you, then.

[hawk_shot]

You mean like BLIND letters?? 🙊🙊🙊
I watched your movie, btw.

And maybe if I tell him that we're seeing the Nelsons again then he'll start jujmping straight into the pool.

[streetlevel]

I only have myself to blame leaning an opening like that. Well done.

What movie? Oh, The Land Before Time? I apologize in advance for that. I honestly only remember the barest details from it, so it might not have aged well.

I have to admit, him with the kids was adorable. The kids in general were great to see again.

[hawk_shot]

Thank you, thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

That's the one. And I hate you now. It aged perfectly, I just didn't expect to cry so much during the damn thing. Like, I'm talking about ugly crying, Matt.

Everyone was so incredibly nice. I know that I've already said this, but thank you so much for inviting me to come along.

[streetlevel]

I am an excellent tipper. I don't even do the lame 'offering advice as a tip' that has to make wait staff want to kill somebody.

Oh. Yeah, I guess it was kind of sad. I liked those sorts of stories as a kid. All Dogs Go to Heaven is a tearjerker, too.

Thank you for coming. It meant a lot to them. And to me. ... I guess a part of me just spends time with the kids and thinks if I'll ever get to do that with my own.

[hawk_shot]

Oh God, that sounds like such a jerk thing to do! Speaking of jerks, apparently last April's Fool some woman tried to prank a server by pretending they were giving them a massive tip but then wrote "YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING". As if that would change the fact that they already signed the receipt...

I don't know if I can watch that one with Lucky, I worried him enough this time.

...
It meant a lot to be invited, Foggy's family is amazing.
Why are you talking about it as if it was a super crazy concept? It's totally going to happen for you, Matt.

[streetlevel]

Wow, what an asshole. I'm glad she was also a dumb one. Wish they'd charged her twice for it.

Was he licking and looking after his mama?

Yeah. Yeah, it still might. Someday. Just... Heather and I talked about it, so. You know. Little disappointing.

[hawk_shot]

I bet you could have got that if you were the server's lawyer.

You bet he did. He pretty much crawled over my lap, almost as if he was trying to keep me from looking at the screen.
Hugging him was therapeutic.

.... Oh.
Yeah, I get it.
I never though you two were, you know, looking so ahead and stuff.

[streetlevel]

I would have been had they wanted it. I can't stand assholes.

He really is the best boy. I'm glad he was there for you. Give him a kiss for me. On the head.

Well, names weren't picked out or anything, but we both knew that the other wanted kids.

[hawk_shot]

Bet you would have got more than just getting them to tip twice.

I already did. But I will again and let him know it was because you asked.

I can't imagine what it must be like actually having that conversation. You know, like looking ahead.
I only did that once out of a scare.