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bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
trashtalker) wrote in bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
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Alive and hurting is better than dead.
You did not have to follow after me. I heal faster.
You did not have to follow after me. I heal faster.
1. I need a hug and tequila
2. No, I don't want to help interview candidates to replace your boy toy
3. Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
4. You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
5. Text him!
2. No, I don't want to help interview candidates to replace your boy toy
3. Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
4. You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
5. Text him!
I said youkai, not demons. The demons have their own campus, and I'm not so sure I'd survive teaching there.
As it is, Hyakki Academy is a high school. I doubt that most of our students will ever quite reach PhD levels, wherever they end up.
As it is, Hyakki Academy is a high school. I doubt that most of our students will ever quite reach PhD levels, wherever they end up.
wait you think i saw tits instead??
i mean fair, i guess
there was one time i killed the wrong person because of my mask
turned out dude was an old lady
bummer
i mean fair, i guess
there was one time i killed the wrong person because of my mask
turned out dude was an old lady
bummer
Specific to you?
I didn't assume you meant literally predatory. I certainly wouldn't be roaming the Enterprise so freely if I were likely to eat one of your crew, I'm sure.
It's natural that they're wary. This ship and this crew have a history with at least one Romulan and his grudge. Knowing that, I don't always know how to express it, but I'm grateful for what you and the commander have done for me.
I didn't assume you meant literally predatory. I certainly wouldn't be roaming the Enterprise so freely if I were likely to eat one of your crew, I'm sure.
It's natural that they're wary. This ship and this crew have a history with at least one Romulan and his grudge. Knowing that, I don't always know how to express it, but I'm grateful for what you and the commander have done for me.
Well... I'd like to make sure you like them if you have to look at them that often. I know, I know, it's silly, but this will be your home! Everything should be perfect and exactly to your liking.
And I'm aware, my love, I promise! Never fear. One of my favorite things about you is how you remain so articulate over letters, and how I can always hear your voice when I read them. You aren't the type to flatter or use words without sincerity, especially not to those you care about. I'll send you some menu options for our picnic and paint date later tonight, alright? xo.
And I'm aware, my love, I promise! Never fear. One of my favorite things about you is how you remain so articulate over letters, and how I can always hear your voice when I read them. You aren't the type to flatter or use words without sincerity, especially not to those you care about. I'll send you some menu options for our picnic and paint date later tonight, alright? xo.
I tell people that too! They always seem relieved for some reason.
[ They figure he needs time to watch it, and also get a bandage probably. It's technically after lights out so they need to pretend to be asleep when someone goes down the hall outside, phone dimmed and hidden under the blankets.
They know there's a lot of reasons for Jason to not reply right away, but they still worry. Sometimes it feels like they worry so much it has to be the worst superpower ever. They let put a little sigh of relief to get a message finally. ]
Yeah, you got it! :) At least I'm like 99% sure that's what he meant for us to get because nothing else makes sense.
They know there's a lot of reasons for Jason to not reply right away, but they still worry. Sometimes it feels like they worry so much it has to be the worst superpower ever. They let put a little sigh of relief to get a message finally. ]
Yeah, you got it! :) At least I'm like 99% sure that's what he meant for us to get because nothing else makes sense.
great ๐
[Ned's an emoji guy.]
well, idk if i'd call it conspiring, but... i guess he's known i liked you for a few months?
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[Ned's an emoji guy.]
well, idk if i'd call it conspiring, but... i guess he's known i liked you for a few months?
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Edited (captcha ) 2025-05-24 15:14 (UTC)
I do like to think I can find the profit in any situation.
...I have done this before. I know what to do.
It was above where my claws are. I did not want to describe it in detail to you because you would only panic more.
I should not have told you at all.
It was above where my claws are. I did not want to describe it in detail to you because you would only panic more.
I should not have told you at all.
There's joy to be found in it too, don't you think? I put my best efforts into raising them, so I know they have what it takes to find success in fulfilling their purpose.
[ the purpose is soup ]
? They're vegetables. What would they be responsible for?
[ the purpose is soup ]
? They're vegetables. What would they be responsible for?
Faints, gasps, and protests. A trifecta of opportunity. Really, I think they should have to pay the bet out for being fooled.
( and then heโs back to being annoyed. )
1. U think my balls are tit sized??
2. Donโt wear a mask in the bedroom bcuz itโs weird
3. Feel more bad about killing some old fucking lady Vig jesus
1. U think my balls are tit sized??
2. Donโt wear a mask in the bedroom bcuz itโs weird
3. Feel more bad about killing some old fucking lady Vig jesus
Well you know I have to ask what Drunk Joaquin wrote down.
Oh, I'll do it on purpose to keep you out of trouble.
I never know what to do with myself in a fancy restaurant. I'd probably chip in from another table if I saw someone else making a scene like that.
Oh, I'll do it on purpose to keep you out of trouble.
I never know what to do with myself in a fancy restaurant. I'd probably chip in from another table if I saw someone else making a scene like that.
I'm pretty alright with growing tomatoes from sprouts. But if you have advice, I'm all ears!
Nah, I can't just take your word for that. You're gonna have to prove it.
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