faa: (shut up / count your calories)

works for me!!

[personal profile] faa 2025-05-23 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean a welcome card. Did you fuck on a plane
primelense: (Hold on)

\o/

[personal profile] primelense 2025-05-24 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Like four times. Don't get judgemental with your text, Mr Unsatisfying Hand Job. Stones from glass houses aren't any better at cruising altitude.
faa: (dissect my insecurities)

[personal profile] faa 2025-05-24 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
The cockpit is LOCKED you just had your dick out in the main cabin!!!
primelense: (lacrimos__ij__bh-85)

[personal profile] primelense 2025-05-24 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Actually: bathroom (twice), Singapore airlines private suite, and - okay yeah once in the main cabin.
faa: (perfect body!)

[personal profile] faa 2025-05-24 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
What, you were too horny watching the safety demonstration to make it to the bathroom that time??
primelense: (lacrimos__ij__bh-70)

[personal profile] primelense 2025-05-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I was a passenger I didn't have anything better to do. The better question is: So who was the one who gave the unsatisfying handjob, you or your copilot?
faa: (shut up / count your calories)

[personal profile] faa 2025-05-24 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ continued here! ]
Edited 2025-05-24 15:30 (UTC)