tfln

[trashtalker]

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

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[suspectratio]

( and then he’s back to being annoyed. )

1. U think my balls are tit sized??
2. Don’t wear a mask in the bedroom bcuz it’s weird
3. Feel more bad about killing some old fucking lady Vig jesus

[vigilanteisms]

oh, we’re back on this list game again

1. WELL IDK you were the one who implied it is!!
1a. and if it’s not, well, sorry dude
2. hey you didn’t complain when we had that threesome with that lady remember??
3. look man, that was one time
okay maybe four times
BUT THE POINT IS i did say bummer so i felt bad but i moved on

[suspectratio]

I did complain
A lot
U were being all weird about ur secret identity

[vigilanteisms]

you did??
huh
must’ve missed it while i was moaning
and you were moaning
and there was someone’s finger up my ass

anyway that was a lot of fun!

[suspectratio]

Whose finger?
My finger??

Ud know if it was my finger
So it was prolly hers

Wanna do it again?

[vigilanteisms]

you know, i don’t remember actually
but probably hers
i mean i know your finger well

and hell yeah dude, of course!!
thought you’d never ask
who do you wanna do it with?

[suspectratio]

Lol which finger? This finger? 🖕

And idk I guess I can see if Amber’s still around but I think they moved off to Detroit after all that shit with the cops

U got any hot coworkers?

[vigilanteisms]

LOL good one dude!!! but if i have to answer, all your fingers

man, that sucks

but yeah, i know one! just recently hired. smoking ass, big tits, the works bro. i’ll try and hook us up!

[suspectratio]

U want all my fingers? Like at the same time?

And fuck yeah dude
Call her up 📞 🙌

[vigilanteisms]

yeah bc they're really muscular and good-looking, duh

i'll look her number up in our super confidential employees sheet!
won't take a while
trust me dude, you're gonna like her
she's like harcourt but very HARDCORE
HAHA GET IT???