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[personal profile] vigilanteisms 2025-05-24 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
you know, i don’t remember actually
but probably hers
i mean i know your finger well

and hell yeah dude, of course!!
thought you’d never ask
who do you wanna do it with?
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[personal profile] suspectratio 2025-05-24 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Lol which finger? This finger? 🖕

And idk I guess I can see if Amber’s still around but I think they moved off to Detroit after all that shit with the cops

U got any hot coworkers?
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[personal profile] vigilanteisms 2025-05-24 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
LOL good one dude!!! but if i have to answer, all your fingers

man, that sucks

but yeah, i know one! just recently hired. smoking ass, big tits, the works bro. i’ll try and hook us up!
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[personal profile] suspectratio 2025-05-24 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
U want all my fingers? Like at the same time?

And fuck yeah dude
Call her up 📞 🙌
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[personal profile] vigilanteisms 2025-05-24 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah bc they're really muscular and good-looking, duh

i'll look her number up in our super confidential employees sheet!
won't take a while
trust me dude, you're gonna like her
she's like harcourt but very HARDCORE
HAHA GET IT???