Like horny confessions, but for strangers

[moosejuice]

FILTHY FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Look at that guy over there. Real fast, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. Go!

Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.

ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.

TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.

THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?

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Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[curse_of_girl]

(Specify a form preference if you have one, otherwise I'll pick on a whim)

No preferences and I offer my humblest apologies

[closetdweller]

[The skinny purple weirdo hiding under the umbrella with his PSP can't handle this anymore.]

Sheesh, girl. Can you put them away? You're working the wrong crowd, here.

[curse_of_girl]

Who the hell said I was looking good to get your attention?

[closetdweller]

[Luci raised an eyebrow at this, and glanced over at his two companions. ]

Really? The tall one would just offer you his shirt, and the plain looking one?

Well.

[Those purple eyes wheeled back to the stranger. ]

He has eyes only for a certain someone special...

With a chest that, well...

They're much better than your's are.

[curse_of_girl]

You know that people can look good just to look good, right?

[The more this guy talked, the more irritated Ranma got. Especially the digs at their attractiveness. Which, when did Ranma start caring about being hot in girl form? It kinda happened without them noticing.]

Oh, can it, you scrawny little jerk! Do you tell everybody your opinions on their appearance?

Keep at it and I'll beat some manners into you.

[closetdweller]

Only when their boobs are everywhere.

[A shrug. This little dweeb either didn't care, or had a death wish.

Or both.]

You'd never fit into some of the swimsuits our land lady picked up in Hawaii and had us sell recently. That's probably fine, though-- she's scary. Bigger isn't always better.

[curse_of_girl]

[Geeze now they're starting to get how Akane feels.]

Okay? So you don't like tits, not everybody does, doesn't mean you should comment on somebody's appearance like that. You're no less of an asshole than those guys that make lecherous comments about a girl's appearance.

I didn't wear a bra at the beach? Big deal. I hate those things, especially since when I transform back they feel ridiculous.

[closetdweller]

[Oh, how justice cometh in the strangest of ways.

Luci was just nodding along until mid way through, when a certain word caught his interest and he put his PSP down.]

Hold up. Could you rewind that for a sec?

[curse_of_girl]

[Huh, well at least the conversation was moving somewhere different.]

What's up? Which part do you want me to repeat?

[The change in demeanor gets Ranma to ease up on their own anger.]

[closetdweller]

Yeah -- transform?

[He didn't usually hear that word used so casually, but he knew a little about transforming. His two companions elsewhere on the beach knew it a little better than he did.]

[curse_of_girl]

Oh that, yeah, I'm a little more open about it in places like this where people can be from other worlds. I can transform between a girl body and a boy's body. So while I look like a girl right now, if I got hit with hot water I'd become a guy.

The guy body's taller than this, and obviously doesn't have tits. So bras feel weird for me. I guess I could've worn a swimsuit, but I just felt like sitting back and relaxing today.

[closetdweller]

Hey, that's--

[Not exactly what he expected, but humans were weird and anything was possible.]

Kinda neat, actually. Gender is weird, but humans are weird so I just don't mess with it? Being able to pick which one you want to be with just a trip to the shower must be nice though.

I'd just suggest wearing a t-shirt next time? People get weirder than me about naked boobs in public spaces. Some places even say it's against the law.

[curse_of_girl]

I didn't think gender was weird, but then I fall into a cursed spring and ended up like this. Now, I don't know, I don't think I hate the girl body, even if it's not the one I was born with.

Don't worry, I'm not going to actually flash anybody. I'm not stupid, and I've been at this for a while. Some guys will just buy you stuff for looking hot. Some girls too, but they're not as common. Really saves on how much money I end up spending at the beach.

[Listen, when your asshole dad steals your food off your plate, you learn how to be thrifty.]

[heart_of_the_boom]

You don't need to show them off to make me thing you're amazing.

...could I see more, though?

[curse_of_girl]

Of course, I already said we could do stuff like that whenever you felt like.

But, I'm not actually taking anything off unless you do too.

[heart_of_the_boom]

Ah, I see how it is. But, since my dress is one whole item…

[She unfastens the buttons on top of her dress and opens it, exposing her chest as she slips her arms out.]

[curse_of_girl]

[Ranma feels their face flush.]

Wow, you're as pretty as I expected.

[Right gotta take things off now. Off goes that loose-fitting top.]

I would've taken a promise that you'd get naked after I was naked, but I like it this way better.

[heart_of_the_boom]

[Amy’s face flushes upon seeing Ranma topless.]

Oh, my.

[She clears her throat.]

You’ve been sweet to me, Ranma. You deserve to see me first…

[curse_of_girl]

Like something you see?

[Ranma can't help but flirt with Amy when she reacts like that.]

You've been kind to me too, y'know.

[heart_of_the_boom]

Y-Yes…!

[Another throat clear.]

How could I not? Kind and powerful and I made you comfortable in any form.

[curse_of_girl]

[That gets a good-natured laugh.]

You're way too cute. Alright then, off with some more.

[Off came the shorts, with red boxers underneath.]

Yeah, you make me feel comfortable no matter what form I'm in. I'm so happy I met you.

[heart_of_the_boom]

Ahah, I’m sorry - I never imagined you so pretty underneath those clothes…

[And she follows suit, undoing her sash and letting her dress drop, leaving her in simple white panties.]

If I may ask… you like being in girl form?

[curse_of_girl]

Yeah, I wouldn't be doing this if I wasn't comfortable. It took me a while to get comfortable, but I realized I don't hate this body, I just hate how some people act around it.

[Mostly dudes, if Ranma was honest.]

So as long as you like both forms, I'm fine starting things in this body first.

[Confident she would be fine with it, Ranma takes off the last piece, their boxers, now completely bare for Amy.]

Not that it isn't kinda embarrassing, but I'd be embarrassed if you were checking out my guy form too.

[heart_of_the_boom]

[And Amy blushes furiously seeing Ranma naked before her.]

Beautiful...

[And she's quick to remove her panties, leaving her equally naked.]

I like both forms, but I want to start with this body, too.

You're amazing, Ranma.

[curse_of_girl]

You look pretty amazing yourself. You pack a lot of punch in that cute little body.

[Ranma steps closer so they can drape their arms over Amy's shoulders.]

Alright, you got me naked, what're you going to do now?