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bakerstreet2025-05-22 04:14 am
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Like horny confessions, but for strangers

FILTHY FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Look at that guy over there. Real fast, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. Go!
Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.
ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.
TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.
THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?
Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.
ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.
TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.
THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?
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The guy body's taller than this, and obviously doesn't have tits. So bras feel weird for me. I guess I could've worn a swimsuit, but I just felt like sitting back and relaxing today.
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[Not exactly what he expected, but humans were weird and anything was possible.]
Kinda neat, actually. Gender is weird, but humans are weird so I just don't mess with it? Being able to pick which one you want to be with just a trip to the shower must be nice though.
I'd just suggest wearing a t-shirt next time? People get weirder than me about naked boobs in public spaces. Some places even say it's against the law.
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Don't worry, I'm not going to actually flash anybody. I'm not stupid, and I've been at this for a while. Some guys will just buy you stuff for looking hot. Some girls too, but they're not as common. Really saves on how much money I end up spending at the beach.
[Listen, when your asshole dad steals your food off your plate, you learn how to be thrifty.]
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[He grinned awkwardly at the stranger.]
Free food is always worth it.
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[They patted the guy's shoulder.]
My name's Ranma Saotome, what's yours?
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Luci. Just Luci is fine.
[The name that the apple baby had given him felt more real than so many other things in life right now. The apple baby and the little family he had found in Japan.]
You've gotta teach me your ways about getting the free food. I think my roommates might appreciate it.