Like horny confessions, but for strangers

[moosejuice]

FILTHY FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Look at that guy over there. Real fast, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. Go!

Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.

ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.

TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.

THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?

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[curse_of_girl]

Who the hell said I was looking good to get your attention?

[closetdweller]

[Luci raised an eyebrow at this, and glanced over at his two companions. ]

Really? The tall one would just offer you his shirt, and the plain looking one?

Well.

[Those purple eyes wheeled back to the stranger. ]

He has eyes only for a certain someone special...

With a chest that, well...

They're much better than your's are.

[curse_of_girl]

You know that people can look good just to look good, right?

[The more this guy talked, the more irritated Ranma got. Especially the digs at their attractiveness. Which, when did Ranma start caring about being hot in girl form? It kinda happened without them noticing.]

Oh, can it, you scrawny little jerk! Do you tell everybody your opinions on their appearance?

Keep at it and I'll beat some manners into you.

[closetdweller]

Only when their boobs are everywhere.

[A shrug. This little dweeb either didn't care, or had a death wish.

Or both.]

You'd never fit into some of the swimsuits our land lady picked up in Hawaii and had us sell recently. That's probably fine, though-- she's scary. Bigger isn't always better.

[curse_of_girl]

[Geeze now they're starting to get how Akane feels.]

Okay? So you don't like tits, not everybody does, doesn't mean you should comment on somebody's appearance like that. You're no less of an asshole than those guys that make lecherous comments about a girl's appearance.

I didn't wear a bra at the beach? Big deal. I hate those things, especially since when I transform back they feel ridiculous.

[closetdweller]

[Oh, how justice cometh in the strangest of ways.

Luci was just nodding along until mid way through, when a certain word caught his interest and he put his PSP down.]

Hold up. Could you rewind that for a sec?

[curse_of_girl]

[Huh, well at least the conversation was moving somewhere different.]

What's up? Which part do you want me to repeat?

[The change in demeanor gets Ranma to ease up on their own anger.]

[closetdweller]

Yeah -- transform?

[He didn't usually hear that word used so casually, but he knew a little about transforming. His two companions elsewhere on the beach knew it a little better than he did.]

[curse_of_girl]

Oh that, yeah, I'm a little more open about it in places like this where people can be from other worlds. I can transform between a girl body and a boy's body. So while I look like a girl right now, if I got hit with hot water I'd become a guy.

The guy body's taller than this, and obviously doesn't have tits. So bras feel weird for me. I guess I could've worn a swimsuit, but I just felt like sitting back and relaxing today.

[closetdweller]

Hey, that's--

[Not exactly what he expected, but humans were weird and anything was possible.]

Kinda neat, actually. Gender is weird, but humans are weird so I just don't mess with it? Being able to pick which one you want to be with just a trip to the shower must be nice though.

I'd just suggest wearing a t-shirt next time? People get weirder than me about naked boobs in public spaces. Some places even say it's against the law.

[curse_of_girl]

I didn't think gender was weird, but then I fall into a cursed spring and ended up like this. Now, I don't know, I don't think I hate the girl body, even if it's not the one I was born with.

Don't worry, I'm not going to actually flash anybody. I'm not stupid, and I've been at this for a while. Some guys will just buy you stuff for looking hot. Some girls too, but they're not as common. Really saves on how much money I end up spending at the beach.

[Listen, when your asshole dad steals your food off your plate, you learn how to be thrifty.]

[closetdweller]

Hm. I didn't think of it like that...

[He grinned awkwardly at the stranger.]

Free food is always worth it.

[curse_of_girl]

There, now you're getting it!

[They patted the guy's shoulder.]

My name's Ranma Saotome, what's yours?

[closetdweller]

Han-- [He cut himself off and shook his head. Forget his legal identity in Tokyo for the moment.]

Luci. Just Luci is fine.

[The name that the apple baby had given him felt more real than so many other things in life right now. The apple baby and the little family he had found in Japan.]

You've gotta teach me your ways about getting the free food. I think my roommates might appreciate it.