Teatster Sunday

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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[doesntsing]

[ OOC: LOL it’s fine. Amsterdam/The Netherlands is the first that comes to mind for me. ]

[ Midge’s eyes get a bit wider when he reaches for his tie. For whatever reason, she didn’t think he would start undressing right here in front of her, but she’d feel like a chicken if she told him to stop. ]

Sure.

[contigor]

( ooc: I heard Italy too, so I really gotta see and choose lol. )

( The brief shock on her face is very amusing to him, it has him laughing a little bit. Yeah, it's a bit of a shocker, he sometimes forget that people don't know what he does for a living anymore. With the necessary buttons unbuttoned and the tie out of the way... he shows his very modest chest. Not a lot to write home about, but a very nice warm place for many. )

You can touch if necessary, I know a lot of people are more thorough with their reviews, so feel free.

[doesntsing]

Oh, that seems…

[ Midge isn’t necessarily uncomfortable, but her cheeks are pink as she surveys his very solid chest. Touching him is out of the question though, isn’t it? They just met.

She reaches a tentative hand out and touches his chest with her fingertips for a split second. Warm, firm muscle.

Gosh, it’s hot in here isn’t it? Midge clears her throat and tries to answer like this was some sort of very serious experiment. ]

A solid 7.

[contigor]

( It never gets old no matter how many times it happens. The flushed cheeks, the hesitant but nice touch, even if it's over too soon to fully digest it. It's a nice feeling, it had him smiling. At the score, that smile doesn't fade, he nods in agreement instead. )

That we can agree with. Not quite perfect, but very close to it. I like that.

( Midge will be able to breathe normally soon, since he's buttoning everything back up. )

[doesntsing]

[ She kind of wishes she could have looked at him and touched him longer, though she won’t voice it. As bold as she can be, that’s a bit too bold for her. ]

Well. Good. It’s a nice chest. You’re… a well-built man.

[ Get it together, Midge. ]

You, um, dress nicely too.

[contigor]

( It's not like he can read her mind, but she's been in the business of desire for, what, 8 years now? There's a certain look people have in their eyes when they're deep in thought, when they desire something. So, he smiles at it, especially hearing how she's speaking. )

Thank you. It's part of the job, so I very well should! ( He joked as he finished re-adjusting his tie. ) You have quite the impeccable style, too. Exquisite colors.

[doesntsing]

[ She’s flustered, which is rare for her. Igor’s look is different, but he’s not unattractive at all. ]

What job is that? [ Midge smiles at his compliment. ] Thanks. I like fashion. You should see my closet.

[contigor]

( Oh boy, let's see how she'll react to his occupation. )

I'm a gigolo, a companion for hire. ( Brief silence, then: ) Don't worry, this wasn't a ruse to get you to hire me. Even companions need friends off work, too.

[doesntsing]

Oh! [ Well, now she’s flustered again. ] That’s… you’re not pulling my leg are you?

[contigor]

Not pulling your leg, no. ( He shakes his head, fishing out his wallet and a little business card, handing it over. Which may be odd to some. ) Formerly a business man, habits die hard. A quarter life crisis and a revelation led me here.

[doesntsing]

[ Gigolos have business cards. She never would have guessed. Midge turns the card over in her hand, looking at it. ]

Is business good?

[contigor]

( Gigolos with business cards, sounds like the beginning of a joke. )

Pretty good, or at least I'm pretty good at it. Beats meeting with insufferable businessmen by a long mile.

[doesntsing]

[ It might become a joke, Igor. ]

I’m sure it does. I’m not surprised that business is good.

[contigor]

( What an honor for him! )

I bet you're curious about a lot more. ( He's not judging, his soft smile is almost that of fondness. ) A lot of people get curious about it.

[doesntsing]

Well, there are a lot of lonely housewives out there - if you sleep with married women. Women enjoy sex too, and if they’re not getting it from their husbands then they might turn to someone like you.

I admit that I’m curious. I’ve never met anyone who does what you do.

Do you sleep with all types of women? Women of certain ages?

[contigor]

You're exactly right, actually. I do deal with married woman, at least it started with that. Surprisingly, sometimes I deal with women who just don't like dating men but like the sex, some who are afraid of sex, some looking to lose it for the first time. In some occasions I'm hired just as a date, to show my client off to their friends, to make them feel more confident or to make them feel less awkward when stepping into a formal even.

All types of women of all ages, really. Everyone needs stellar company sometimes, I don't discriminate.

[doesntsing]

So it’s not just sex, but that’s the part I’m most curious about, of course.

What do you get asked for most often in the bedroom?

You can be blunt. You won’t offend me.

[contigor]

( He laughs a little at the honesty. He welcomed it above everything. )

I get asked to be rough a lot, unsurprisingly. Second thing I get asked a lot is if I'm okay with pegging, which I found to be a surprise. Third thing is if their husband can observe. That part is not surprising either. Fourth, I get asked if I like to cuddle.

( That part is a smidge sad when you think of it. )

[doesntsing]

[ Okay, that’s more than she bargained for, but she’s not offended. It takes a lot to really offend her. ]

Sort of the opposite of being rough. I think a lot of men just sleep with women and aren’t interested in that physical closeness after the act, which a lot of women enjoy.

Is there anything you won’t do?

[contigor]

Some people like the roughness, then the cuddles. The adrenaline and then the peace. It makes sense, aftercare and all of that.

( That question has him pondering for a second, arms crossed and a fingertip tapping his chin. Not because he doesn't know but because--. )

I have quite a few things I don't do. Watersports is one, I will not play out an assault scenario, I... ( A pause because remembering this one is kind of funny. He's trying to hold back his chuckle. ) I will not wear a clown costume. And I have a vasectomy, but I will always wear a condom, unless an agreement has been reached beforehand.

( He is nothing but cautious, really. )

[doesntsing]

[ Midge bites her lip to keep herself from laughing too. ]

Okay, the clown costume is a story that I both want to hear and hope that I never hear.

Wearing a condom is probably for the best.

[contigor]

I will need a glass of wine in me for when I tell you that story, and I think you might need one in you as well.

( There's a LOOOOT of stories he can tell, honestly. )

It probably is the smartest, even though I know a lot of women like the idea of being filled. You can never be too safe.

[doesntsing]

[ Oh, she’s sure he has a ton of stories, all lurid and fascinating. ]

I guess you’ll have to have a drink with me sometime.