Teatster Sunday

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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[contigor]

( What an honor for him! )

I bet you're curious about a lot more. ( He's not judging, his soft smile is almost that of fondness. ) A lot of people get curious about it.

[doesntsing]

Well, there are a lot of lonely housewives out there - if you sleep with married women. Women enjoy sex too, and if they’re not getting it from their husbands then they might turn to someone like you.

I admit that I’m curious. I’ve never met anyone who does what you do.

Do you sleep with all types of women? Women of certain ages?

[contigor]

You're exactly right, actually. I do deal with married woman, at least it started with that. Surprisingly, sometimes I deal with women who just don't like dating men but like the sex, some who are afraid of sex, some looking to lose it for the first time. In some occasions I'm hired just as a date, to show my client off to their friends, to make them feel more confident or to make them feel less awkward when stepping into a formal even.

All types of women of all ages, really. Everyone needs stellar company sometimes, I don't discriminate.

[doesntsing]

So it’s not just sex, but that’s the part I’m most curious about, of course.

What do you get asked for most often in the bedroom?

You can be blunt. You won’t offend me.

[contigor]

( He laughs a little at the honesty. He welcomed it above everything. )

I get asked to be rough a lot, unsurprisingly. Second thing I get asked a lot is if I'm okay with pegging, which I found to be a surprise. Third thing is if their husband can observe. That part is not surprising either. Fourth, I get asked if I like to cuddle.

( That part is a smidge sad when you think of it. )

[doesntsing]

[ Okay, that’s more than she bargained for, but she’s not offended. It takes a lot to really offend her. ]

Sort of the opposite of being rough. I think a lot of men just sleep with women and aren’t interested in that physical closeness after the act, which a lot of women enjoy.

Is there anything you won’t do?

[contigor]

Some people like the roughness, then the cuddles. The adrenaline and then the peace. It makes sense, aftercare and all of that.

( That question has him pondering for a second, arms crossed and a fingertip tapping his chin. Not because he doesn't know but because--. )

I have quite a few things I don't do. Watersports is one, I will not play out an assault scenario, I... ( A pause because remembering this one is kind of funny. He's trying to hold back his chuckle. ) I will not wear a clown costume. And I have a vasectomy, but I will always wear a condom, unless an agreement has been reached beforehand.

( He is nothing but cautious, really. )

[doesntsing]

[ Midge bites her lip to keep herself from laughing too. ]

Okay, the clown costume is a story that I both want to hear and hope that I never hear.

Wearing a condom is probably for the best.

[contigor]

I will need a glass of wine in me for when I tell you that story, and I think you might need one in you as well.

( There's a LOOOOT of stories he can tell, honestly. )

It probably is the smartest, even though I know a lot of women like the idea of being filled. You can never be too safe.

[doesntsing]

[ Oh, she’s sure he has a ton of stories, all lurid and fascinating. ]

I guess you’ll have to have a drink with me sometime.