Teatster Sunday

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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[contigor]

( He laughs a little at the honesty. He welcomed it above everything. )

I get asked to be rough a lot, unsurprisingly. Second thing I get asked a lot is if I'm okay with pegging, which I found to be a surprise. Third thing is if their husband can observe. That part is not surprising either. Fourth, I get asked if I like to cuddle.

( That part is a smidge sad when you think of it. )

[doesntsing]

[ Okay, that’s more than she bargained for, but she’s not offended. It takes a lot to really offend her. ]

Sort of the opposite of being rough. I think a lot of men just sleep with women and aren’t interested in that physical closeness after the act, which a lot of women enjoy.

Is there anything you won’t do?

[contigor]

Some people like the roughness, then the cuddles. The adrenaline and then the peace. It makes sense, aftercare and all of that.

( That question has him pondering for a second, arms crossed and a fingertip tapping his chin. Not because he doesn't know but because--. )

I have quite a few things I don't do. Watersports is one, I will not play out an assault scenario, I... ( A pause because remembering this one is kind of funny. He's trying to hold back his chuckle. ) I will not wear a clown costume. And I have a vasectomy, but I will always wear a condom, unless an agreement has been reached beforehand.

( He is nothing but cautious, really. )

[doesntsing]

[ Midge bites her lip to keep herself from laughing too. ]

Okay, the clown costume is a story that I both want to hear and hope that I never hear.

Wearing a condom is probably for the best.

[contigor]

I will need a glass of wine in me for when I tell you that story, and I think you might need one in you as well.

( There's a LOOOOT of stories he can tell, honestly. )

It probably is the smartest, even though I know a lot of women like the idea of being filled. You can never be too safe.

[doesntsing]

[ Oh, she’s sure he has a ton of stories, all lurid and fascinating. ]

I guess you’ll have to have a drink with me sometime.