Biggest Benefit

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biggest benefit

→ Represent your character by placing, in the subject line, the biggest benefit others would receive if they dated/were with/fucked your character.
→ Question is, is that enough to make putting up with their bullshit worthwhile? We'll all find out.

Comments

Power, beauty, a bountiful harvest

[ninanna]

[Prefs in journal | "Not Worth It" is stricken out, and the list above reads in its place.]

[queenofkur]

[ ... Wow. The stricken out text. The bad attempt at rewriting her benefits. That's just sad. She just stares silently with a mixture of sympathy and pity. ]

[hatician]

[He's prepared numerous defenses.]

If you'll excuse me. [Thus, he's airbrushed that stricken text to make it look like a beautiful brush-stroke bamboo thicket and garden.]

[based]

. . .










How much power are we talking?

Portable space heater.

[pettymuch]

[seunggil]

Sounds useful.

If she gets attached enough? Unwavering devotion.

[cafeultra]

Financial security and a comfy, although not upper class, life

[just_cursed]

[Also probably devotion of a feral-cat-like murder robot, because face it, anyone sticking around long enough to get close to Zelanes would get Nine's attention too.]

She’ll support your rights and your wrongs.

[sugarandwhiskey]

[info on journal]

Free meat shield? Homecooked meals? Designated driver?

[infinite1ups]

[Claire isn't sure what the right answer is.]

[kensei]

[Clearly not.]

Meat shield huh?

Low maintenance, stable income, knowledge of the best cheap food around.

[vacantveil]

[Exquisite oral sex abilities...]

Great banter, will kill your enemies. Has trash taste in men. Surprisingly good with kids.

[rippedoff]

[She narrows her eyes at the "trash taste" part.]

Look. I learned my lesson about trying to date gamers.

[hatician]

Four for four. Well, I can't argue with the accuracy.

great hair, supportive attitude, has his own car.

[steveharringtons]

Will trade with you over who's the golden retriever and who's the cheetah they're calming down.

[negativechill]

[ Also, would die for you to save you from a slight inconvenience.

prefs here. ]

Big dick

[occultinspector]

[baobhanboy]

At least you're straight to the point.

Any love of mine shall be given the sun, the moon, and most importantly the star himself to--

[danceandsing]

[ Tsukasa you ran out of space? Tsukasa? Okay guess he'll just keep going... ]

--To show them heights of passion never seen before by the likes of man! I'd simply say I would spoil you, but that implies the recipient doesn't deserve it, and the one fortunate enough to be my love deserves the bounty affection I hold within myself and then some! Haaaah ha ha!!

[ Voicetesting and canon reviewing, please pardon any hiccups! ]

[pyonpyon]

... That's too much.

Trust fund baby who can be a sugar daddy

[baobhanboy]

[magicalmixologist]

Aren't you a little young for the daddy title, kid.

will cook and clean, grow a wonderful garden, and only occasionally go on adventures

[famousest]

.. I suppose I may be done with adventuring, truthfully.

[holdshisown]

Probably for the best. I'd much prefer a calm and peaceful life myself, if I had a choice in the matter.

Will feed you delicious food and liquor

[ordainedbarkeep]

Re: Will feed you delicious food and liquor

[kusuriuris]

What kinds of delicious food?

Owns a big, expensive house on a large property

[flatcola]

[wroughten_iron]

...With that alone, you shouldn't have any problems.

A constant stream of instigatory commentary. Bullying (affectionate). Legs

[menkoi]

[ at least he can usually finish the fights he's always starting...


until he gets on bakerstreet and starts pissing off demons n shit. ]

Rich as fuck and will gladly be your sugar momma. Powerful. Really hot. Great in bed.

[thelamia]

[She's just gonna leave out the part where she sucks the life force out of some of her conquests to remain young and beautiful forever. Oh, and uh, her (last) octogenarian husband died under mysterious circumstances. But hey, he died with a smile on his face!]

[dinosauro]

When you open with "rich", chérie, you can be certain no one is reading the fine print.

free lifetime pass to getting shot out of a cannon.

[hyperfix]

Perfect booty call, zero attachment.

[desireinsilence]